Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Is Meg Still With Us? - Letter Five

As of the date of this letter I have "Seventy Three" days left. (1 Corinthians 15: 51-54) and (1 Thessalonians 4: 15-17). I hope that you and your family have the same. Dear Meg, I have reasons to believe that you are no longer with us. Although some of this might seem comical, some of it might get serious or even morbid. I am hoping to God that I am wrong. But - well, here goes. First I would like to talk to you about your "Blog" "The Official Meg Tilly Blog". I noticed a photo of you when you were a child about four years old. It is a color photo. A poor family from the 1960's most likely could not afford a color camera and color film let alone afford to get it developed. That is not a photo of you. My baby pictures are all "black and white" All your baby photos should also be black and white. Plus, any photo of a young "Oriental" girl could pass for you. Now, your "Grown up" photos. In the movie "Psycho II", at one point in the film you are standing side by side with "Anthony Perkins", who is 6 feet 2 inches tall. He is one full head taller than you (one foot). That makes you 5 feet 2 inches tall in spite of what certain magazines say, you are not 5 foot 6 inches. Your own movie proves it. Do this as an experiment. If you fast forward the tape of Psycho II approximately 55 minutes into the film, you will see the sheriff speaking to you and Norman Bates. You say "He was with me. He was walking in the field all day!" Push the pause button at that point and you will see that you are very short even with cowboy boots on. Now I met you and I remember the same - especially holding you in my arms. In your blog there is a segment (March 2010) with your friend "Ruth" with a "Photo" of you and her side by side. YOU are a full head taller than her which means that that is not a photo of you, but a "Fake". YOU are 6 feet tall in the photo!  Also, there is a photo of you with "Jasmine John-Thorpe", (June2010) and YOU are a giant! The lady next to you is saying "Oh Lordy, what has that girl been eatin now!!" This means that that photo is a fake. The black and white photo of you on the first page of your blog was handed to me in 1986 when I was in Chuckies Pub. The young man with the photo asked me if I knew how to draw. "I know how to draw a little", I said. He handed me a pencil and said "Can you make her look older?  "I'll try", I said, so I drew circles under your eyes and he said "That's pefect!" Some how that photo ended up on the cover page of your blog. I was dragged off another time by the same people to a backyard. They had a life-like mannequin of you and they were taking photos of it in different positions. The mannequin seems to be taller than you. I really thought that it was you frozen. It looked very real. They had one of you as the school teacher-librarian that you are today with nerdy glasses and short straight hair with a white head band. So far there are no real photos of you. There is a photo of "Emily" and you can really tell that it is her especially with the bag over her head. Now "David" - I am not trying to make fun of him, but none of those photos seem to match. There is the photo of him as "David Cassidy" trying to look Chinese (Spike). And then there is a nice photo of him in a wedding picture only he seems to have a larger frame than the most recent photos. There is a photo of you with a broken neck on your sister's shoulder ( That does not look like your sister!) Finally there are a few recent photos of you with a black "Eye of Nute" shirt on in an herbal store some where on the planet. What is the problem with those photos? Well I will tell you. You have nice black semi long hair with a nice even gray streak that looks kinda sexy. You do not fuzzy schivelled gray old ladies hair which leads me to believe that you are also a mannequin. In conclusion, if you wanted to take photos of some one who has past away, how would you do it? One way is to "make" or "hire" a look-alike. The other way is to buy a good life-like mannequin. And there are other reasons why I think this way. But until then may God save you and our - I mean your family. Love, John Moreno.                                                              

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