Saturday, December 3, 2011

"Shanny Claus" - Letter Twenty

The following photo above shows the house where I first met "Meg Tilly" in 1968. It was yellow and brown with white trim and reminded me of a chocolate banana split. Jennifer later showed up and then Rebecca. Rebecca was almost sued for living there thoughout the 1970's. Why pay rent? The two middle  upper windows is where Meg slept. I was brought to this house again in early 1986 by "Widgett". When I got there I said to him "This is Meg Tilly's old house". He was suddenly shocked because I already knew the place and took the words out of his mouth. Also standing there was "Mr. Brown Pants". We spoke for a little while about you Meg. Finally he said "We got to remove that part of the house because she slept in there!" - refering to your bedroom. I became a bit angry with them and said "Don't you ever stop? Can't you just leave the girl alone?" They thought that they had eliminated you and now they have to remove all traces of you....  Dear Emily, I miss your Vinyettes from "You Tube". I thought that maybe you are angry with me or with someone else or maybe it is because you are maturing. I want you to know that I enjoyed them very much. I know that you and Meg are in a "Mommy Newspaper" up in Flanada. I miss your skits on the internet. Now back to my story. There is a funny looking photo of me "John Moreno" up above with a present and a "Hair Piece" on my head. I will explain. About a week or so after the "Rotunrda Affair" my door bell rang and there were two young blonde haired men on the porch. I said "Yes?" They said "We are from Meg Tilly and we would like to take your picture" - they had a camera and a present with them. So I let them in and we sat in my living room and had a brief conversation. They immediately slapped a hair piece on my skull and put a Christmas present in my arms. They snapped some photos and spoke with me then asked me to open the present. I did and they immediately snatched it from me along with my new hair piece and ran and insulted me and left. I do not know if it was an act of revenge or a joke from the "Barbados " crowd but the above photo ended up in my mom's photo collection only it was wallet sized. I had it enlarged and that is why it looks so strange. Also I am wearing the same sweater that I wore during one of our affairs. They told me that the present was from you "Meg". Was It? My arm was still swollen from "Kris K" beating and biting on it a week or so before. Then time moved on and we met again in  Upstate New York with "Christy Lattitude" when you were getting ready to make a certain film, about a month before "Christmas 1985". I had come home one day in late December when my mother pulled me into the living room where the Christmas Tree was. There were at least two dozen gifts of all sizes in red wrapping paper all with thin green lines. They were expensive gifts - some of jewelry - some of guitars - some of  designer clothes -  some of colognes - some of Rolex's.... some of Love. "What is this?" I said to my mother. "That's what I am asking you!" she said. She picked up one of the guitars and on the back of the neck was engraved in bold letters "To John Moreno, with Love, Meg Tilly". They filled much of the living room. "Was she here? Is she here?" A moment later a "Parakeet Head" walked through the storm door and spoke with my mom and myself. They walked in and out like they owned the place. My mother suddenly knew that Parakeet. He also had a couple of gifts in his arms. There was confusion as usual and "Widgett" suddenly showed up and convinced me to go with him somewhere. Here is where my mind became blank even though I was sober. I spent the rest of the night on the town but was assured that the gifts where safe. While I was at  Barbados Paradise, the other people at the bar kept saying "Those gifts are ours". When I came home the next day I stepped into the living room. There was my mom and then I remembered the red Chrstmas gifts. When I looked they were gone! "What happned to the gifts that were here?" All the red gifts were gone. "What gifts?  she said. "The gifts from Meg Tilly!!" I said in shock. "Oh you must have imagined that" she stated. I was now suspicious of my mother and realized that there are now two of her. She let those men in with the gifts and then let them rob me! It was an act of revenge! The hookers on the street claimed to have recieved some of them saying "Those gifts belong to us!!" I decided not to let it bother me because I gave up on Christmas earlier in life for this very reason! It was a pure act of evil! Those men may have had keys to our house and my mom became a missing person. If you really sent those gifts to me Meg then they were all stolen by your so-called staff and friends. I appreciate your thoughts though. They also stole the bra that you gave me and the shoes from "Leaving Normal", my Hollywood Boxer shorts, and your autographed photo. There must have been at least three thousand dollars in gifts. Like I told you Meg and Emily, all memories of you were being robbed from me and I was unable to continue to know you because of these crooks. I am still being secretly bothered by the same people till this day. I know that it was not a joke on your part because of the message "To John Moreno With Love Meg Tilly" Thank You Forever. Until my next Letter, Love, John Moreno.