Saturday, June 21, 2014

"Subliminal Cattle Prod - Letter Thirty Seven"

Dear Emily, David, and Meg, I thought that I would use this letter to reveal something that has been going on all of our lives. You Meg as an actress may aware of this technique and device. I am sure that the method and device that I am about to reveal has been used on movies sets to help actors. People were using this method during our affair in Manhattan and at other times with other celebrities when you were not present. In order for me to reveal it we have use a true story with fictitious names and locations. We will tell the tale of "Jose Cortez".  Now Jose is a hard worker and mind's his own business. However he likes to drink beer but also a has cocaine habit on the side. This is his situation in our day. But to understand the story we must go back about thirty years earlier. Now we have a group of con artists who are also actors. They want to set up certain people who stand in their way. It is the mid 1980's around the same time that we were together. This group of people have illegal access to a special device that can record one's thoughts. We can call it a "Subliminal Movie Camera". The plan is to record an actual homicide or act out a very realistic death scene on the subliminal camera. They going to use a Hispanic man as the murderer because they know that the police and courts will have less respect for him in the end. Especially if he murders a middle class or high class white girl and that this will enrage people. Let's begin the scene. Men with the camera convince the Hispanic man to get drunk a bit and then get a little high on something. He will have less control over his behavior this way. The Spanish man is wearing a distinctive shirt. They all party in a city park after dark when an attractive young teenage girl is told to turn on the Hispanic man. The Hispanic man and the girl fool around a bit for a few hours. The rest of the crowd starts to distract the Hispanic man and get him angry. The young girl is secretly taken off to another part of the park and killed by someone. While an argument with the Spanish man continues he slowly walks to where the dead girl is. He is now wasted. He suddenly sees the dead girl they say "Look what you did to her!!" "I didn't do anything manz!!' "Look what you did man!!" "The cops are coming - You better run!!" So the Spanish man flees. He does not know that he is on subliminal film. Maybe the girl is really dead -  maybe she isn't. Any way the Spanish man believes that he may have killed the girl but they now have their subliminal movie. Time goes on and the Spanish man forgets about that night. He does not get arrested or go to jail. We are now back in our day and by now they have made many subliminal movies. Now their is a girl named "Regan" who is about 20 years old and most of her family is secretly dead. Her father has a fortune in the bank and men want to steal it. Regan is in the way. These men have to get rid of her somehow. Jose Cortez is convinced to date Regan. Regan is being told to take Jose to the park on their date. Perphaps Regan's friends are going to hang out with them also in the park. Jose is on his second six pack while they share lines of cocaine. Regan also is being conned. Somehow they convince her to perform oral sex on Jose. Regan is a bit attracted to Jose especially with a little cocaine in her system and she does him. Afterward Regan is distracted away for a moment. The other men begin to do things to get Jose angry. When he is about to blow his top Regan is sent back toward Jose. One of the men has a subliminal movie projector on his body. The film from thirty years ago is in it. He put his fist near his kidney When one of them says to Jose "You know what? That's a boy not a girl!!!' In goes the injection into his brain and Jose beats and strangles Regan to death. Everyone flees. Jose Cortez is now their patsy. In court he tells the judge that he does not remember doing it and what made him do it. There may have been special gases around him which cause blackouts. He is wearing the same distinctive shirt. Normally a mild mannered hard worker Jose is found guilty of manslaughter. The subliminal cattle prod made the movie come to pass. They now have a better chance stealing her dad's fortune because now everyone in her family is dead. One day at the supper table at my mom's house and my fake dad present they used the same technique on me. My father called me crazy which pushed a button in me. In went the subliminal injection and I said, "If you call me crazy I am going into that draw and stick a knife right through your heart!!!" They called the police and got an order of protection which eventually made me homeless. They won because no one responded to an earlier complaint about impostors living in our house. The above story is true. I believe that I was there thirty years earlier when some of those films were made. I now have a fear of knives as well as other subliminal fears. I do not know if the police understand this in that they act like everything is "New And Never Happened Before". They even caused me to do strange things to you Meg. Luckily it was one of your stand in's. Until my next letter ..... Subliminal Films Ltd ...... All Rights Reserved .......

Friday, June 6, 2014

"The Shun Toug" - Letter Thirty Six"

Dear Meg and Jennifer, I know that you will find this amusing and this will prove that we know each other especially at P.S.31 on Layton Avenue, Staten Island.  When I was sent to kindergarten from P.S.17 to P.S.31 on Layton Avenue there was an unusual boy who could not speak any other word but "Shun Toug". He was dropped off by two white parents originally to Mrs. Schultzou when she and other teachers noticed that they could not understand a word that he was saying.  They would pound him with questions but he would always say "Shun Toug". He seemed to be an Indian boy when one day the school principal asked where his parent were. They asked him and he said "Shun Toug" Well no matter what you said to this boy he would say "Shun Toug". Now if you went to the same school you two would be laughing hysterically. For you yourselves Knew the "Shun Tong". The school principal had to bring in a linguistics expert to figure out what he was saying. The expert was baffled by his language but believed that it could be an ancient Babylonian tongue.
 "But where are his parents?" said the school principal. "I don't know - a white couple just's drops him off here!" said one of the principal's staff. After a while I believe that Mr. Brown Pants found an Indian couple to step in and say that they were his parents. If you went to the same school then you are now laughing. For you yourself spoke to him and he said "Shun Toug". No one could figure out what that phrase meant. Obviously this boy needed help and phonics. His life continued but I moved away in 1969 as you know and that is how I lost touch with you Meg for a while. But in later years when we met again I was taken to the Layton Avenue area by one of the Barbado's crowd. I was introduced to a Indian man - It was "The Shun Toug!!" I was intrigued and did not believe that he was still alive and still existed. It was him and he spoke fluent English only he had the same kindergarten head. Again I am sorry but I argued with him about religion and God. We got along a little bit but Mr. Morewhine was behind me. The Barbado's Crowd already knew him. I did not see him get hurt or killed but I believe he may have escaped. He may have even been on the "Dick Cavett Show" claiming to be the original "Shun Toug" or something. Of course Dick asked for proof that he was the original Shun Toug but may have never actually got it. But now a fabled guru -  the "ShunToug" is believed to be have turned his back to this world -  and to be residing in "North Iceland". If you or Jennifer recognize the photo above -  then you know that we knew each other. There have been many "fake" "Shun Toug's" -  like you see in the center photo above. The famous "Shun Toug" from the 60's actually spoke to me. For as a taxi driver I have picked him up many times at the "Dirty Deli"  near our taxi stand ... "The Great Shun Toug" .... and he lives not too far from me on Quinlan ..... Perhaps he only pretends to be dumb ..... Perphaps he is a genius ....  Thank You .....