Wednesday, February 15, 2012

"Katrina" - "Modern Witch Of New York" - Letter Twenty Three

  Hello again Meg, I love the idea that you are alive and on celluloid again! I wish that you could remember me and I hope to see you on screen in America , And in a major flick..... Dear Meg, I never really spoke to you about your so called cousin "Katrina" - the blonde girl who had the exploding blue dress on in your book "Singing Songs" from the 1960's. My mind has returned to me a bit and we meaning Katrina had met again after 1968 at a party at "Kirstie Alley's" apartment at "Daniel Low Terrace". It was in 1980 and the sun was coming up and your sister "Becky" had introduced me to a beautiful semi-tall blonde and she said that it was her cousin. We spoke and I immediately interupted and said "You are from Westervelt Avenue". She was intrigued and said "How do you know?" I explained that I remember her from "Bonnie" and yourself from twelve years earlier. My memory is still vague but we spoke for quite a while and I became extremely attracted to her.  After a lengthy conversation I said that her voice and manorisms where just like an attractive cousin of mine named "Janet Rutkowski". She, by coincidence only lived a block away from you and your guardian "Bonnie" at the time. Katrina was immediately elated and said "Where is she from? - Where does she live?" I told her that she lived not far from where we were standing at the time on "Corson Avenue". As the night went on I had asked her out. We almost made physical contact and I actually had walked her to Janet's house. I do not know if Janet still lived there because we were not close. I do remember that "Mr Brown Pants" had some how showed up on the way. I cannot recall what went on after that but there may have been a hug and kiss and then I walked home to "Vanderbilt". On a later date that year I ran into the "Parakeet Head" who had somehow convinced me that it was okay to take my dad's station wagon and drive him somewhere to New Jersey. The conversation was pleasant and it was not to far from Staten Island. We arrived at a house with a large front yard and it had a swing. On it was swinging a brunette who was attractive wearing shorts and she was swinging on that swing. "Hi Jawn, I'm your cousin Janet!" she said with a beautiful smile. "Hi Katrina and you are not Janet!" I said. "How did you know?" "You are not my cousin Janet!" I stated. "I know but I want to be your cousin Janet" she replied.  "WHAT IS GOING ON?" I said. "I want to be a part of your family" she said nicely. I said "You can be a part of my family - Just go out with me!" She took her brown wig off and I could see her blonde hair tied up in a bun and she said something that I cannot remember right now. But she was angry with me as though I did not like her and suddenly seemed troubled. She left but threatened to be back again. Above is an actual photo of her as my cousin Janet. As you can see the bottom third photo is "Katrina - Empress Of The Night" which was photographed that day in 1980 by the ParaKeet. The upper photos are actual pictures of my cousin from the year 1976. Inside my heart I was not really angry and I found what she did a bit "attractive". Shall I go on? Time had elapsed and my family was having a barbecue in our yard. Katrina had showed up at the gate with a couple of guys. I noticed that her hands were large for a sexy blonde girl and that she was even taller. They wanted to join the party but my father would not allow them in.  She became a bit resentful and left. Time moved on and I was playing "hookie" from "Devry Tecnical Institute" one day - I rode the number 113 bus to Tottenville to forget some family problems. On the bus directly across form me was a beautiful young blonde girl dressed all in black. She was reading a strange book called "The Modern Witch's Spell Book Part II". It was written by a women named "Sarah Morrison". The girl was so cute and I decided to get off the bus near the Staten Island Mall and buy a copy to see what she was reading. The book was utter nonsense from a Biblical stand point, but it must have made money for the author. I compared it to the Bible and there was no truth to any of it - It could even get you arrested.  So time moved on again to June 1985 at which time I was with you "Meg" at the "Rotundra". You had asked me if I ever played games when we were kids. I mentioned that sometimes my cousin "Janet" would play "Bewitched" with us kids when she babysat us. You seemed intrigued and I told you that I am not going to get into that.  We were later questioned by "Mr.Brown Pants" some time later. The conversation leaked out about the witch book and he began to make "Katrina" go after the author to collect the proceeds from that book. One day after the "Rotundra Affair" I was picked up by "Widgett" and taken to "Eltingville" in Staten Island. They had the "Author" - a beautiful blonde women in her early twenties and Katrina was there with Mr. Brown Pants along with the some of the "Barbados Crowd". "You got to tell her that she has to give you the money for that book!" said Garofalo. Katrina was reluctant at first but began to threaten her. The author had a fluffy head of long beautiful blonde hair with a black dress and perfect figure down to her ankles. The author was told that everything was going to be alright and was even laughing.  I do not think that there is a "Spell Book Part III" to this day but I believe that your cousin ended up with that money. The author is no longer with us. Do you think that they would let Katrina keep the money? However, the Barbados crowd and Katrina secretly went after Janet. I was taken to the "Rotundra" again and there was Janet and Katrina. They were friends. "What are you doing here?" I asked Janet. "I am like you - I want to meet Meg Tilly", said Janet. "You two are friends now?" "Yes!" they said. I was not angry and I was happy to see Janet so loose. She also seemed to be high or drunk also. Later in the week I was taken to Corson Avenue to were Janet was raised. She was with a crowd from the Barbados and dressed all in black wearing a short dress hugging and kissing. She then spotted me and began thanking me with hugs and kisses. We made lip contract and fell in love. We ended up on the floor of her old house even though other people owned it now. We made love. I don't know how it happened but I ended up sleeping with my own cousin. She was thankful that she got to meet you - Meg. It seemes like a dream now and somehow the crowd managed to explain our love making to the new owners of the house. "They are with us", Widgett said me . I did not get into trouble but I became full of guilt after I realized what happened. I also was drunk and could not tell if it was really Janet or Katrina. As you can see that now "Katrina" and "Janet" are now "one in the same" judging by the bottom photo. Their magic now turning themselves in the same "He - She". Katrina also wanted revenge on me in 1986 in which I was forced out of a helicopter yet lived. They, drinking the same potion got what they deserved. She seems to be a "Man" now, also a "Mannequinn". Katrina was on the helicopter that I told you about previously. Janet seemed to be owned now by the by the Barbados people. They had a phrase amongst the older gangsters. "She is a Jehovah's Witness" which I discovered to be a code word for "Eye Witness". I do not think that she left the helicopter alive. Nor have I seen Janet since 1986. Until my next letter, Love, John Moreno.