Dear Emily and Meg, I have not heard from Emily in quite some time. I hope that she is alright as well as yourself. I percieve that something strange may have happened to her. I am not trying to get her into trouble or make her crazy. Recently on the "Kardashians" TV show there was controversy about an affair that the mom had in 1983. That was me! She had sex with me a few days after you "Emily" were conceived. There must be some truth in everything that I am saying because it got Kris nervous. However, I am going to try to explain why I have a strange photo of a transvestite on my "FaceBook" web page. In the photo above, the person appears to be a beautiful sexy girl. He himself claims that his breasts were done with duct tape. Obviously he is lying concerning this. I will tell you a quick story. Me and "Jennifer" once had an affair. She is a massage artist. I do not know if she knew that I was a boy friend of you Meg. To continue, I was once dragged to a house not too far away from my mom's house in "Staten Island" to a home in "Concord" up in the hills. I was brought to the basement. There was "Jennifer" playing cards with the "Barbado's" crowd. She said hello in her "cartoon like" voice. She began to make eyes at me. There was a private room in that basement. She wanted me to go into the bed with her. She stood up and removed her breasts and her face and hair and rolled it up. SHE WAS A SKINNY GUY!!! In my research I discovered the transvestite above. He had his number listed on FaceBook. I phone him but he does not speak good English. He is Mexican and performs in some She-Male beauty peageant. I think that he is lying about the breasts. However, it is proof enough that people can be fooled by such a life-like disguise. There are life-like disguise's of "Jennifer Tilly". I saw it myself! That guy wanted me in the bedroom but I said "No thanks, but I like you better the other way!" There are also life-like disguises of you "Meg". I have life-like parents living at my house on "Vanderbilt Avenue". They chased you away Emily and Meg. A life-like Mom stole all the Christmas presents that you sent me. The con-artist possibilities are endless with such diguises available to the public and to criminals. I have been robbed of having a wife like you Meg and a daughter like you Emily and a son. I am trying my best to explain that I never meant to hurt any of you but we were all victims of con-artists. The photo of you and your sisters are not all real. Remember that Rebecca might be a skinny guy. I do not hallucinate. Emily I am hoping to God that you are not a mannequin. Until my next letter, Love John Moreno
