"Subliminal Cattle Prod - Letter Thirty Seven"

Dear Emily, David, and Meg, I thought that I would use this letter to reveal something that has been going on all of our lives. You Meg as an actress may aware of this technique and device. I am sure that the method and device that I am about to reveal has been used on movies sets to help actors. People were using this method during our affair in Manhattan and at other times with other celebrities when you were not present. In order for me to reveal it we have use a true story with fictitious names and locations. We will tell the tale of "Jose Cortez".  Now Jose is a hard worker and mind's his own business. However he likes to drink beer but also a has cocaine habit on the side. This is his situation in our day. But to understand the story we must go back about thirty years earlier. Now we have a group of con artists who are also actors. They want to set up certain people who stand in their way. It is the mid 1980's around the same time that we were together. This group of people have illegal access to a special device that can record one's thoughts. We can call it a "Subliminal Movie Camera". The plan is to record an actual homicide or act out a very realistic death scene on the subliminal camera. They going to use a Hispanic man as the murderer because they know that the police and courts will have less respect for him in the end. Especially if he murders a middle class or high class white girl and that this will enrage people. Let's begin the scene. Men with the camera convince the Hispanic man to get drunk a bit and then get a little high on something. He will have less control over his behavior this way. The Spanish man is wearing a distinctive shirt. They all party in a city park after dark when an attractive young teenage girl is told to turn on the Hispanic man. The Hispanic man and the girl fool around a bit for a few hours. The rest of the crowd starts to distract the Hispanic man and get him angry. The young girl is secretly taken off to another part of the park and killed by someone. While an argument with the Spanish man continues he slowly walks to where the dead girl is. He is now wasted. He suddenly sees the dead girl they say "Look what you did to her!!" "I didn't do anything manz!!' "Look what you did man!!" "The cops are coming - You better run!!" So the Spanish man flees. He does not know that he is on subliminal film. Maybe the girl is really dead -  maybe she isn't. Any way the Spanish man believes that he may have killed the girl but they now have their subliminal movie. Time goes on and the Spanish man forgets about that night. He does not get arrested or go to jail. We are now back in our day and by now they have made many subliminal movies. Now their is a girl named "Regan" who is about 20 years old and most of her family is secretly dead. Her father has a fortune in the bank and men want to steal it. Regan is in the way. These men have to get rid of her somehow. Jose Cortez is convinced to date Regan. Regan is being told to take Jose to the park on their date. Perphaps Regan's friends are going to hang out with them also in the park. Jose is on his second six pack while they share lines of cocaine. Regan also is being conned. Somehow they convince her to perform oral sex on Jose. Regan is a bit attracted to Jose especially with a little cocaine in her system and she does him. Afterward Regan is distracted away for a moment. The other men begin to do things to get Jose angry. When he is about to blow his top Regan is sent back toward Jose. One of the men has a subliminal movie projector on his body. The film from thirty years ago is in it. He put his fist near his kidney When one of them says to Jose "You know what? That's a boy not a girl!!!' In goes the injection into his brain and Jose beats and strangles Regan to death. Everyone flees. Jose Cortez is now their patsy. In court he tells the judge that he does not remember doing it and what made him do it. There may have been special gases around him which cause blackouts. He is wearing the same distinctive shirt. Normally a mild mannered hard worker Jose is found guilty of manslaughter. The subliminal cattle prod made the movie come to pass. They now have a better chance stealing her dad's fortune because now everyone in her family is dead. One day at the supper table at my mom's house and my fake dad present they used the same technique on me. My father called me crazy which pushed a button in me. In went the subliminal injection and I said, "If you call me crazy I am going into that draw and stick a knife right through your heart!!!" They called the police and got an order of protection which eventually made me homeless. They won because no one responded to an earlier complaint about impostors living in our house. The above story is true. I believe that I was there thirty years earlier when some of those films were made. I now have a fear of knives as well as other subliminal fears. I do not know if the police understand this in that they act like everything is "New And Never Happened Before". They even caused me to do strange things to you Meg. Luckily it was one of your stand in's. Until my next letter ..... Subliminal Films Ltd ...... All Rights Reserved .......

"The Shun Toug" - Letter Thirty Six"

Dear Meg and Jennifer, I know that you will find this amusing and this will prove that we know each other especially at P.S.31 on Layton Avenue, Staten Island.  When I was sent to kindergarten from P.S.17 to P.S.31 on Layton Avenue there was an unusual boy who could not speak any other word but "Shun Toug". He was dropped off by two white parents originally to Mrs. Schultzou when she and other teachers noticed that they could not understand a word that he was saying.  They would pound him with questions but he would always say "Shun Toug". He seemed to be an Indian boy when one day the school principal asked where his parent were. They asked him and he said "Shun Toug" Well no matter what you said to this boy he would say "Shun Toug". Now if you went to the same school you two would be laughing hysterically. For you yourselves Knew the "Shun Tong". The school principal had to bring in a linguistics expert to figure out what he was saying. The expert was baffled by his language but believed that it could be an ancient Babylonian tongue.
 "But where are his parents?" said the school principal. "I don't know - a white couple just's drops him off here!" said one of the principal's staff. After a while I believe that Mr. Brown Pants found an Indian couple to step in and say that they were his parents. If you went to the same school then you are now laughing. For you yourself spoke to him and he said "Shun Toug". No one could figure out what that phrase meant. Obviously this boy needed help and phonics. His life continued but I moved away in 1969 as you know and that is how I lost touch with you Meg for a while. But in later years when we met again I was taken to the Layton Avenue area by one of the Barbado's crowd. I was introduced to a Indian man - It was "The Shun Toug!!" I was intrigued and did not believe that he was still alive and still existed. It was him and he spoke fluent English only he had the same kindergarten head. Again I am sorry but I argued with him about religion and God. We got along a little bit but Mr. Morewhine was behind me. The Barbado's Crowd already knew him. I did not see him get hurt or killed but I believe he may have escaped. He may have even been on the "Dick Cavett Show" claiming to be the original "Shun Toug" or something. Of course Dick asked for proof that he was the original Shun Toug but may have never actually got it. But now a fabled guru -  the "ShunToug" is believed to be have turned his back to this world -  and to be residing in "North Iceland". If you or Jennifer recognize the photo above -  then you know that we knew each other. There have been many "fake" "Shun Toug's" -  like you see in the center photo above. The famous "Shun Toug" from the 60's actually spoke to me. For as a taxi driver I have picked him up many times at the "Dirty Deli"  near our taxi stand ... "The Great Shun Toug" .... and he lives not too far from me on Quinlan ..... Perhaps he only pretends to be dumb ..... Perphaps he is a genius ....  Thank You .....

"Mary Hopkin - I Am Sorry - The Female Beatle" - Letter Thrity Five

Dear Meg and Emily who's now "Shaimee" and as is always David, I want you to know that the man who over took your family in the mid to late 1960's and was a friend toward me took me to meet "Mary Hopkins" in New Jersey in 1968. I was told that she was not Mary and that that was not "Tom Jones." Your so called dad asked me to push over the chairs in the video and Mary came over and said "What are you doing?" She was cute and sexy! I did not have time to answer but your ParaKeet dad said "He is with me". She calmed down and maybe gave me a kiss. They spoke and then "Tom Jones" stepped forward.   I am only about seven years old. They both spoke to me but denied that they were who they say were. Who is Mary Hopkin? One might say. Well she was discovered by"Paul McCartney" in 1968 and Paul had given her a song called "Goodbye". She had a song called  "Those were the days" which was recorded right where the Beatles were and it was a hit at the time. She had just finished singing that song or was about to when she was interrupted by "Ben" the ParaKeet head and myself. I believe that that is the man who was your new dad at the time Meg? So Tom Jones said that he was not Tom Jones and Mary said that she was not Mary while I was there. Now I love Mary Hopkin and maybe that is why he brought me to her. Again I was made to forget about that experience even in 1968. I favored the song "Those were the days" during those years. Later in years I began to learn the other song called "Goodbye" on guitar in early 1980's. When we met up again at the Rotundra I believe that I may have played that song during our affair when you made those men go to my house and get my guitar. That may have been illegally recorded by the ParaKeets or someone else. Shortly after our affair on another date someone told me that they were going to bring Mary Hopkin to me. I was taken to the Rotundra after I said that she should not be brought to me fearing for her life. I believe that it was "Earl Morwhine" that ignored my request. So one night sure enough I was scooped up and said "Where are we going?" We ended up at the Rotundra. I was a little stoned and drunk and did not want to be there. You were not there Meg so don't worry about it. I was standing there near the door when in walks Mary Hopkin with men standing close by near the door. I became angry and flipped out that they did not listen to me but yelled at her and she started to cry saying "Why does he show hatred toward me!!!" I do not remember what I said but it was some sort of religious rebuke that startled her but I was infuriated at the men that brought me there. I did not want to met her not that I did not like her but of the fear for her life and that this is not the best thing to do at the time. The man that brought her there struggled to pull her away because she wanted to approach me to find out why my reaction was negative. They struggled to pull her away and the friend who pulled her away dragged her up the block a bit but seemed to betray her. I believe Earl Morwhine began to stab her mercilessly while I heard screaming - I immediately tried to reach her but was prevented by other men.  It seemed that her close male friend who brought her there had betrayed her under someone's orders. I stilled tried to get through but was calmed down myself after a while. Well in comes one of her doubles who was at first mocking me. She made fun of me for about an hour. Then another one came in who was very nice and even showed me a video of "Goodbye". She said that at one part of the film that it was not really her - the one doing the stroll. We talked and it seemed so much like Mary especially from the 1968 era and she was extremely nice. I do not know if the second one was really her because she still looked young like she did in the 1960's. Was this a joke? It could be that Mary always kept her hippie looks from the 60's and was killed up the block. When I questioned her looks they brought in another Mary who looked like an 1982 album in which she looks older in her early thirties. That one was completely "stuck up" and obviously not the Mary who was "Free Spirited". These people were completely organized when they take someone down. They had already made it seem like Mary had a recent album. They knew that I would question her looks as a young woman. I do not believe that she is still alive except that there is a Puppet Show on cable with a woman named "Mary Rice Hopkins" who sings and sounds very much like the girl from the 60's. According to Wikipedia she is not the same woman. Was it because I sang the song earlier that year? Was it another act of hatred toward me? The castle of the Rotundra was now a castle of murder and doom. Must I live with "Ghosts' for the rest of my life? You are going to have to prove to me that you are alive Meg. For they used the same technique with you .......  The ParaKeet Head .... below ....  today !!

"Widgett And The Anti Christ" - Letter Thirty Four

Dear Emily and Meg and maybe David, I am warning the world about "Widgett" who is the "Staten Island Advance's" newest  AntiChrist. Widgett comes from the song "One nation under God for Widgett Stanz". That is why his name is in code in my story concerning you and Meg and your brother. Emily darling it is the man in the photo above. He is the one who said to me "Do you want to grease a celebrity with me?" concerning Meg Tilly. The newspaper that prints this stuff has always been under threat but they are guilty for not saying anything. For example Emily I once was friends with "Bob Crane" from "Hogan Heroes". He came to my area and wanted to begin directing movies. He had heard about me in that I would "Preach" on the streets. He had started filming an actor who was portraying me and they even showed it to me. I objected being famous because of my religious belief. When he heard that I was graduating McKee High School in June 1978 he decided to attend and do a speech. He never showed up and was dead by June 30th 1978. The local newspaper never did a story on Bob or his death. As you can see in the above article from that newspaper that the story was sent in from elsewhere. He was stalked by the Parakeet head and Mr. Brown Pants. I am an eyewitness that they asked for money from him but refused and said " I am not giving you any money! ... And even if I were to give away money then I would give it to him!!' meaning me John Moreno a.k.a "John Sea". I was in his little black book. Now the man made appearances in my area. He was even swinging a sword at people in a ballroom called the Shalimar. He began to get attacked on a later date. The police precinct is right next door!!! The ParaKeet Head took all his video equipment and TV to another part of the country and made it seem like he died there. He even showed it to me. Now why wouldn't the local newspaper the "Staten Island Advance" record or do a story about this? I am revealing were "Colonial Hogan" was really killed and by who. And he was not some sex pervert running around with porno films and a movie projector! That movie about his life is "Silly". Your mom knows them!! Now here is a second story. In April 1971  was introduced to "Jimmy Hoffa" who had just gotten out of prison. He was threatened for something he said in the TV news and was ordered to come to Staten Island by Mr. Brown Pants. We were near Midland Beach in Staten Island when he showed up. He was not really famous in many ways at the time. They wanted me to talk to him about God. So I did. After a while he told me that I had a lot to learn and was still wet behind the ears. He had come from JFK airport by taxi but was secretly followed by reporters.  They were girls on the boardwalk near the beach. After my preaching he said "I am thinking of running for Congress". Right away those girls were all over him like he was a celebrity. They said that they were reporters with the Staten Island Advance. They interviewed him but Mr. Brown Pants went nuts and privately said " You are going to run for Congress without us?
 They began to escort him toward the local Mob clubhouse. He was later seen knocking on doors saying that he was shot. A famous gangster from Staten Island even confessed in a book that he had killed him. He was killed over here 3 years earlier then the other newspapers say in another part of America. Why didn't those pretty news reporters from the Staten Island Advance do a story about him? Here is the correct timing of his death and location. Well it is an on going problem with this newspaper. Your mom even did a scene while you were born here in Staten Island. They filmed you being born through Meg in a Nun's uniform for her up and coming film "Agnes of God". In my last few letters they made it seem like they killed you at birth. That scene was edited out. The Widgett Club was openly talking about killing Meg and now here is Widgett  the American hero. That newspaper will not stop giving him publicity even though they were told these stories and will not print me or you or Meg. He killed several people right in front of me even though it was reported to the police and FBI and THAT newspaper.
 They killed your mom as well as you and David right in front me with a uniformed cop watching. I am living in the same apartment where they killed Meg's baby from 1986 - they hit it in the head with a ladle. We have a new murderer and Anti Christ and a newspaper that willfully goes along with homicides. This newspaper will not even check you out or your mom and give us publicity. They would rather broadcasts murderers. I had seen that man kill at least 2 people. His friends had killed other people as well as celebrities like Mary Hopkin and Jerry Lewis. Shall I go on? I will not burden you with much more detail. But I could not have known about your existence thru all of this and a have hundreds of stories that explain why I am a so called "bad guy" for not raising you. Above there is proof of the hatred of that newspaper. For that is a photo of your mom in "Off Beat" in Staten Island and they would not even say that in their newspaper. Sorry. Until my next letter, Love, John Moreno.

"The Tale Of Glenn Close - Far Away Too" Letter Thirty Three

Dear Emily and mom and son maybe .... I have a lot to tell you concerning your birth if you were born. I told you in the last letter that you were a homicide. But here you are on video in "Shaimee Lived Bye" or something like that. Well I have a confession to make. Once a pond a time there was a movie producer named "Tim". He lived in a house near the Los Angeles area of California. I was stoned one nite or many and some how I was driven to the house of "Tim Zinnemann" Earl Morewhine actually drove me there while I was dead in the back seat. I awoke in the front seat in a morroon cobble stone driveway in my mom's car and there was a crowd at the large wrought iron gate. They wanted to know how I got there. Tim opened the  door of my mom's car and said "Can I help You?" I said "I am sorry but I do not know how I got here." He was very polite and he invited me into his home. We spoke but at times I went a little crazy because of the people who brought me there. He was very patient and we got along. After a while he said "Why don't you go into the bedroom" -  meaning that I should take a knapp. While I was inside the bedroom a "Meg Tilly" stepped in along with a heavy set girl who was semi attractive who said "Will you have sex with me?" I agreed thru kissing and we did it but I became frightened towards the end and stopped.. But it may have been enough to get her pregnant. I just barely remember this. After I left the bedroom I was confronted by Tim who said "Did you have sex with my daughter?' I did not remember but I did not answer him anyway. I was out of there! However there was a crowd at the wrought iron gate (Tim is a good sport ) and did not have me arrested and I was allowed to leave driving my mom's car thru the gates. The press wanted to know what I was doing there in his drive way .He did not want any publicity. My mind is blank as to how I got back to New York. So what is the point Emily you might be asking? Well after the death of the first baby they meaning the "Barbado's Paradise" may have set it up that Meg can still have a baby. Do you know a "Christine Zinnemann?" I think that that is your real mom and that she is the woman who stepped in and had sex with me. She was very friendly as you might know but I think that it was to replace the original baby. Either way I might still be your father. I noticed that your never said that Meg was your Mom. Are you paid to say that ? Whether or not that you are, in this crazy Hollywood genre you should check to see if we are related. You once rang my doorbell. I did not remember any of this at the time. For it is like the "Bat Cave" - unconscious in and out!! I am sorry but you did ring the right doorbell.
 They made me forget every experience with every celebrity. We can talk if you like but I am innocent in many ways but also guilty. Most of the time these were set - ups. From a sin vantage point I am guilty! However I need to change the subject to expose a problem that has been going on since World War II. What? Is my dad  Skitzee? No but I need  to use your letter to expose a problem - namely the "Tale Of Glenn Close" I was once taken to your fake mom "Meg Tilly" out in Long Island New York. This was in 1980 before John Lennon was shot. The experience of Lennon being shot caused me to not remember Meg because I was devastated and I loved him with tears. Any way I was brought to Long Island and Meg was there along with other co stars who were about to be famous. I was greeted by "Glenn Close" and she asked me if I saw her movie. I said no and asked the name. She said "The World According To Garp" I said my "My parents saw it the other day but I work at night and it is hard for me to go to the movies".
 I had a job at Pathmark Supermarket at the time and worked between 7 pm and 10 pm. She was upset and said "How could you come here and not see my movie?" I calmed her down and then she said "It is better this way that you do not know who I am - now we can be friends!" So we became friends. I was brought back to her many times. But the first few times I did not know that it was the set for "The Big Chill". I had a fight with Meg which was my fault. I met the entire cast of the film and had dinner with them. After a while Glenn got horny and dragged me into her bedroom. She had a 12 by 12 pink water bed. I do not remember if we had sex because there was a home invasion robbery during our affair. I was punched squarely in the face and was unconscious. One of the robbers went thru my wallet and she yelled at them. When I woke up she was smoking a cigarette about 8 feet away. She has a daughter who looks like me and maybe you are related to her Emily. Meg was mad at me because of that but she later forgave me. They kept bringing me to Glenn for the next few weeks but the cast of the film had slowly slipped off. One day on a Sunday we were partying with Glenn at her home which is on a beach - just like the film The World According To Garp. She would not stop slapping me on the back and on ,my arms all day long. Finally I got angry and pulled her by the hair - HER HEAD CAME OFF!!!!" She was a man - a little Italian man and he began to run away. We were fooled all day into thinking that we were with Glenn Close. He was wearing a life like disguise of Glenn Close and began to run away down the beach. I said "Come back here!!! What is going on!!!" He explained that he was told to harass me. He did a demonstration with the disguise which I now had in my hand. He had a nurses uniform on with white nylons just like the film. When he put it back on he looked exactly like Glenn Close. It even changed his voice into Glenn Close!! Because of this Emily I was fooled and harassed by many people even my own family. They are Glenn Close's. They are all fake now - stalked by serial killers which the police do not understand. Meg was stalked in the same way. The Barbado Paradise people were openly talking about killing her in 1986 in their Tavern. I did not want to get involved after I found out the nature of these people. My mind was forced to forget the horrible things that went on. I Dianetically  began to remember things about 20 years ago but the memory of you is more recent. Maybe Christine is your mom. Was Christine wearing a disguise? Well I think that you can see the insanity but we will have to talk in another letter. Until my next letter, Love , John Moreno.
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"Bound" Emily Or Is That Your Name? - Letter Thirty Two

Dear Emily, I do not believe that that is Meg anymore up in Canada. I have terrible things to tell you. I remember a technique that was being used back then in the 1980's whereby your mom would be disguised as a an older woman like she is in "Bomb Girls" and "Virginia Woolf". I was there when she was filmed as Miss Woolf and I was offered the part as the drunk. I did the scene with your mom and then they gave the part to that man. Also Bomb Girls was even being made back then. The technique was to make or take pictures of your family as older people and then release them in the future - twenty or thirty years into the future and this would give the impression that they are alive in our day.  That photo of your mom was taken back then sweetheart in 1986. Your mom never had boobs like that. But I would also like to tell you about Jennifer your aunt or mom. I was scooped up another time by a so and so and ended up  at an apartment building and Jennifer Tilly was there. There was one actor that I recognized from a film called "Cops And Robbers". He had red hair and gave the impression that he was a gangster along with the other men that were there. I was told by Jennifer to tend bar and keep serving them "Seven and Sevens". And so I did. The main guy was talking to me like I was a jerk and I had little arguments with him. I found out later that he was the same man who played the record producer in the film "La Bamba". I did not know that it was a movie set. She was very nice to me. However the main character was offensive to me and I did not know that he was an actor and that he was playing that role. Jennifer took me into another room and said "You are embarrassing me!" very politely. I became filled with shame - she wearing a sexy short mini dress and sitting in a chair I fell to my knees and ask her for forgiveness. I put my face between her knees and she said "Don't do that !' Suddenly the main actor came in and confronted me along with a Barbado associate. "What were you doing?" "I want her forgiveness!" I said. The associate had a hammer and began to beat Jennifer on the head. I was horrified and asked why and they said "Because of something she did!!" I do not know if we are dealing with the original Jennifer in our day because of this. She had scooped me up another time and I met "James Cahn" and she made love to me. I was suddenly taken away from there and like the "Bat Cave". I was unconscious in and out. About five years later I was in the Barbado's Tavern but it now was under new ownership. The bartender was very friendly and when I was about to leave he made me take a ride with him. He reminded me of the Tilly people and a conversation persuded. He took me upstate in New York and we pulled over on a wooded road. He walked me over to a tree and said "I keep Jennifer over here behind this tree". She was thin and her leg was sawn off below the left leg looking just like she does in the film "Liar Liar". She was dead. Was the same technique used on her? Is this a real corpse? Why show it to me? Her hair was short and blonde just like the film with the same gold dress on. Is she alive in our day? Why do this to me?
 Was she convinced to finish all her scenes and then be killed like Meg? Can you see why my mind blanked you out Emily? Now this is even more horrifying and you may have to close your eyes for this one because it is about you. Are you ready? You do not have to read this! When Meg gave birth to you she was in the abandoned old "Staten Island Hospital". I do not know why but Mr. Brown pants was in control of your mom and made her give birth there. My memory is not too clear but I believe that they made her wear the Nun's uniform from "Agnes Of God" and she gave birth in the uniform and it was filmed.. It may have been in the original version of the movie. Are these people sick or what? I was scooped up again and brought to the old hospital. They showed me you and said "This is your daughter!" Meg was holding you but I had my doubts because she had not kissed me for nine months. On another night I was in the "Venetian Gardens" when an Italian man approached me and said "They want to know what you want to name the baby". I told them that I do not know if that is my baby because I did not trust these men. However I said "I think Lindsay is a nice name". The name "Bela" was mentioned as a joke because I think that a Bela Lugosi film was on the TV at the time. He left. A few days later I was semi - conscious on the way home from the same tavern. One of them ordered me to drive to the old hospital. Back then drinking and driving was legal. They made me enter the room where Meg was staying with the baby. The Parakeet head was there and he took the baby from Meg and put a life like rubber baby in her arms. She seemed to be in a trance and not paying attention. I was made to stand up and a brother of Mr. Brown Pants who looked a bit like "Charles Bronson" took the baby and showed it to me. "Is this your baby?" "Yes" I said barely awake. He slit the baby with a knife and said "You are not allowed to have offspring!!!" Can you see why my mind would blank out concerning you Emily? Your name is supposed to be "Lindsay Moreno". I saw blood shoot out and the baby gasped for air. Is this really you? Was that fake? The men around your mom were always filled with hate. He was the same man that from Westervelt Avenue back in 1976 in the "Jippy Van" who said concerning Meg Tilly "You don't go out with a girl like that!!!" I am still bothered to this day and everyone that I know is missing. How can your mom be 28 again in an interview with "George Stroumboulopoulos" in Canada?

"American Creatures" - Letter Thirty One

Dear Meg and family, I read some of your interview that is very recent concerning a "Bomb Girls " movie. I was intrigued about your comment about your child abuse and living in the "Dog House" in Texada Island. There is one problem though - "Texada Island" is actually "Staten Island". I remember seeing you and your sister Jennifer living in the doghouse on Westervelt Avenue. The house was two houses away from the house that you were thrown down the flight of stairs at an earlier date in the late 1960's. The ParaKeet  head's family owned that house and Mr. Brown Pants was also hanging around the dog house. I was brought to that house by one of them and saw you and your sister in the dog house itself. The house was very small and he acted like it was a practical joke. After they showed me your situation I said "You can't leave them like this, the doghouse is much too small for the two of them. You need to build a bigger one!" "One with a light and heat inside!" The ParaKeet head listened. After two days I came back and you had a much larger doghouse with electricity and heat in it. They still acted like it was a joke but the two of you were actually living in it. "She's gotta stay in there" I caught him saying secretly in a serious tone. I said "Why does she have to stay in there?" I do not remember his response right now but he was serious. Now, I am sure that in all these years of living in Flanada you must have noticed how similar the "Flanadian" people are to us Americans. In fact you must have noticed that the Canadians are much friendlier then the Americans that you left behind. They seem so much like us! Now if you were raised on Texada Island and the doghouse story were true, there would be one problem. Underneath the new doghouse there would be a sign reading "AMERICAN CREATURES".

"Jennifer In My Bedroom And Gary Shandling" - Letter Thirty

Sorry Meg and Kids who are no longer kids, I had a mental recovery about a event from 1986. I think that it was in April of that year. Before I get into that I would like to thank you Meg for something that you tried to do for me. It is proof that you loved me and cared about me. You tried to love me but you could not see what was really going on at the time. These men around you were always trying to kill you and your family as well as Emily and David. This story will absolutely prove that we knew each other as well as Jennifer - Miss Twiggy 1986. Jennifer secretly knew me but was always trying to help you in secret ways. She is seen in many ways as hating me which is not true but actually used me in one of her films with "James Cahn" in case you did not know. I was taken to many celebrities such as "Alyssa Milano" and "Beyounce" and even "Whitney Houston". There are more but I turned them down when they wanted to make love even though Beyounce was one of the most beautiful black girls that I had ever seen. I thought of you. I could not go through with it my love. However if you can remember, you sent me a schoraloship to Pace Univerisity. When I opened it the "Parakeet Head" and "Mr.Garofalo" aka "Hazen" immediately said to me "You gotta sign that over to dis kid!" They attacked me while I was waisted and I was angry but signed it over to a guido who was a little bit younger than me. It definately had my name on it as the person who gave it to me. Why would you attempt to give it to me unless you knew me? They scratched out my name and gave your gift to some Italian boy! But maybe the school has a record and the bank as well! Well I have more proof that we knew each other - if you can relay this message to your sister Jennifer while you read it then it would be a great help. I do not know if you knew about my encounters with other people. You could have asked me but I think that you were being lied to as well. One day I was asked by your sister Jennifer to watch a TV show called "The Gary Shandling Show". I was annoyed and reluctant not because of Jennifer but because I was secretly being tormented by the people that were with her. Also I was having problems with my father who I worked for in his Auto Body Shop. The Parakeet Head was with her as well as members of the "Widgett" gang. She had asked me to watch "The Gary Shandling Show" because she was on it and wanted my criticism. I look back and I find it hysterical when she drives the little car into the water and then steps up out of the water. She was on episode six and seven. But I noticed that she appears to be very skinny but slightly large breasted. When I was done watching that TV show in my bedroom the door opened. It was Jennifer! Jennifer Tilly walked right into my bedroom! There was the Parakeet head standing in the hallway with someone else waiting on my porch. I seemed angry not because of her but because of the other people and my dad. For some reason the rest of my family was not at home. "What did you think of the show?" she said in her cartoon like voice. I gave her some criticism however I do not remember what I said. She stayed for about five minutes and started talking to me on the hallway stairs and then left with the Parakeet head. I do not how I forgot about this but I did. There she was in my bedroom! Wow Huh? Well a week went by and I was near my house when the Parakeet and the person that I nicked named "Earl Morwhine" from the true story that I wrote pulled up and told me to get in the car. I believe that we drove to Manhattan somewhere. I was taken to meet Gary Shandling. We were on the same set as with the little car and the two fishermen. We went behind that set and there was Jennifer Tilly. "Wait there" said the Parakeet to me. I stood there with an angry look on my face not because of Jennifer but because of something that went on in the car. As I stood still Mr. Morewhine began to assail your sister. He began punching her and she began to scream and cry. It was under the command of the Parakeet Head. I felt so bad and scared for her. She was punched to the floor about twenty times. I do not know if she survived, Meg. Gary Shandling did nothing but was secretly scared. Jennifer no longer appeared on that show. Maybe she was scared. Maybe she was dead! "That's because of something she said!" said that Parakeet. My mind if still fuzzy concerning this but on another day I was invited to drive the little car into the water. They were trying to kill me and I would not cooperate. Your sister developed a much better body after that especially the knockers. I feel terrible and I hoped that she is alright. I did not know what they were going to do or what it was all about. I do not know if Mr. Shandling later said something to the police but he did not come to her aid. I myself froze and I apologize to Jennifer. I was forced 90 percent of the time to go places with these people. There were other beatings and murders. I am sorry Jennifer. My mind would always blank these things out. I remember now that the Parakeet head had entered my house many times. He entered when I rented your video "Off Beat". He said that his name was "Joseph G. Aulisi" - producer of the film. "What did you move the the G from the last name Aulisi  to the middle of your name?" I said. He just found it amusing and left. I always thought that he was a Detective with the 120 precinct here in Staten Island. Again I am sorry. If she is the same Jennifer from the Gary Shandling show then she would remember me. How can I know what is in your painful memory Jennifer? We knew each other Meg. If Emily is my daughter then Jennifer is my sister in law and I love her. I am sorry - I am sorry - I am sorry. Please forgive me. For now Love,

John.
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"My Sister The Klump" - Letter Twenty Nine

Dear Meg, I do not know if you really remember me or understand what I

am doing even though it might be strange. I cannot tell you the reason for what I am doing. I do believe that you secretly keep tabs on me and I do not mind. Your new book "Ticket To Heaven" was inspired by me - not to be egotistical, but it is too much of a coincidence. I told a woman at my job about our affairs and about Emily who I believe is secretly my daughter. It is strange that your latest book is about someone who discovers a celebrity daughter just like the conversation I had at work with that woman. Also I remember telling you about a movie that I rented called "Ticket To Heaven" back in June of 1985 at the Rotundra at East 26th Street. Do you remember me now Darring? But that video was about a young man who gets caught up in a cult. I hope that you really remember who I am. Anyway I want to tell you about the grievous and sad ordeal that I have been experiencing for the last twenty years or so. You being an actress may be able to comfirm what I am about to write and if you are my ally then I won't appear to be insane. I want you to compare the photos above of my sister and "Eddie Murphy" with the little video I am sending you. The photo of the man with my sister was taken in 1990. She was 22 years old at the time. I myself took the photo. The man next to her is about 5 feet 8 inches tall. As you can see she is about 3 inches shorter. If you watch the video next to that photo you will see that my sister has grown about another 5 inches within the last fifteen years. The video is having trouble posting but if you go to FaceBook and type John Moreno and Staten Island, look for a black and white baby photo of me Meg. I have posted the video and the above photo so you can see what I mean. Please compare it. I have been reporting this to the police ever since but nothing has been done. According to a medical doctor a girl stops getting taller at the age of seventeen. Haven't you been 5 feet 2 inches since you were seventeen Meg? Don't worry I love every inch of you Darring! During the 1980's and early 1990's a very subtle death threat was made against me and my family. A woman named "Fran" made such a threat in Febuary 1993 but I dismissed it because when I went home from that Bar everyone seemed alright. She came back to the Bar and said "Now your whole family is dead!" I now know that she was telling the truth judging by the photos and videos. My own mother forgot that she had grand children for over a year. I had to tell her about it and then they went and got new grand children. These "murdering con artists" have someone from the movie bussiness helping them by making life-like costumes of dead people just like the Eddie Murphy photo below. There is a plastic called "P.V.D.F" that looks and feels just like human flesh. The skin acts as a radio transmitter and generates electricity. If  no one told you that that was Eddie Murphy then you would never know it if he was waiting on a bus stop. "That's just a big colored guy" most people would say. Or they might say "Hey, Look at the big fat kullard guy on the bus stop!" Although the costume that "Mike Meyers" plays as "Fat Bastard" is designed to look silly, someone knows how to make costumes that do not look silly. I do not believe that that is my sister in the video which was taped this last Easter. She came over my mom's house on Thanksgiving looking like that but on Christmas Eve her hair was 3 inches longer only one month later! I was not able to catch that on video otherwise I would send that to you Meg. Now Meg, you as an actress know that such a costume can be made of real civilians and I accidently slept with people who were disguised as you! I need your help to prove to the police that this can be done and is going on. This murdering cult does not kill unless they have an actor with a costume to assume the victims identity before they kill.  These "Joe Bolton" mentality type police from the 1930's do not understand this! I have seen people standing before judges in criminal court who are "Klumps" and the judge never knew it! My sister lived next to  in my bedroom since 1969 and I know that she was never that BIG! They made good on their threat! I am completely insane Meg even though I am not insane. The police will not even meet with me even though I have called them thousands of times. Every time they met with me they took "me" to jail. Those were not real cops either because I did nothing wrong. Emily once rang the doorbell and I did not even knew who she was. I tried to explain to her what was going on but she did understand. They also kept me and you from communicating. I told her that I was having a problem with my family and could not let her in the house to talk. Well this is the problem. That's not my family anymore and they made me homeless. It is scientifically impossible for that to be my sister because of her height. Well guess what? Everybody that I know now has a height and weight problem. Click on the video and you will see a piece of furniture that is 7 feet high. My so-called sister walks past it and is a foot shorter then that piece of furniture. She is 6 feet tall! Everyone is missing and dead Meg. Their bones are missing! That is why my website is called "The Missing Bones Website" because I thought that you were dead and a bunch of bones. Their bones cannot be found. I hope that this is really you. We did love each other once or twice or even a thrice time. Until my next letter, Love, John Moreno.

"Jesus Is Not Coming" - Letter Twenty Eight

Herrow Darrings! Dear Meg and David and Emily and Khloe Kardashian, I would like to use this letter and time and space to explain something to the world concerning my first letter that I wrote to you some two years ago. It was about the "End of the world" and "The return of the Lord Jesus Christ". Although it may seem that I am mocking I am not really doing that for I actually met the Lord Jesus Christ in 1975. I do not  often talk about the experience because no one woud believe me anyway but here I will explain what went wrong . End time preachers are always wrong. The Rapture never happens. Jesus does not come flying down from the sky like "George Superman Reeves". If you will bare with me I can explain what has gone wrong with the whole religious system and the failure of the return of Jesus Christ. I have to "dare to be daring darling". This may get me into trouble with God but I have to take the chance. First I will explain how the whole thing started with me. In the summer of 1973 a friend of mine gave me a Bible. I read the book of Revelation which seemed like a weird acid trip at the time. I was intrigued but did not know the meaning of any of what I read. We had gotten into alcohol a year later and I had temporarily forgot  about the Word of God. We continued to party for about nine months when my friend and I began notice that we did not fit in to what the other people were doing. They were using drugs and starting to break into houses and steal cars so on and so forth. So we began to give up alcohol and hang out alone in Silver Lake Park. He introduced me to two books by "Hal Lindsay". "The Late Great Planet Earth" and "Satan Is Alive And Well And Living On The Planet Earth". I was intrigued and read both books. Immediately it spoke about the Rapture and the return of the Lord Jesus. This is where Satan had stepped in right at the beginning. He asked me to pray with him so I did. Nothing spectacular happened but I already had believed that God  exists. After a few months we were approached by two hippies who began to speak to us about Christ.They wanted us to follow them to the house where they were staying. We walked to West Brighton to Seneca Street. We entered and there were beautiful girls who wanted to pray with us. The group leader introduced himself. They began to show us things from the Word of God. We accepted what was taught. "Would you now like to pray the sinner's prayer with us?" We agreed and so we did. When we were done there was warm smiles and warm greetings. They asked me for my phone number and I gave it to them. The group leader drove us home to Vanderbilt Avenue. I was angry with my friend for entering into a house of strangers. It did not seem wise but I was in the wrong later on. They had called me up a few days later and I thanked them for what they did and said "Take care!" They said "Whoow we have to share the word with others, you need to come over", and so I did. Now about three days later I was alone in my mom's house when I went into the basement to get something. It suddenly dawned on me the I was egotistical and that my religion was wrong. I fell on my face and could not get up! The presence of the Almighty Lord Jesus was there! I could not see no one but He was there and I was shivering. I began to think of every wrong thing that I had ever done and I was scared. For four hours I was on the basement floor. I could not stop crying. The beauty of this creature and the shame that I had caused! The person wanted me to die. When I agreed to die a subliminal voice said "You do not have to die - You are forgiven!"  I have been different ever since! What happened next is too extreme and long for this letter Meg. I was saved! This is why I was so strange darlings during our encounters. But to get back to the point, right away I was told that Jesus was coming back any day now in 1975. I have seen predictions come and go and have become broke and jobless every time. Why are these evangelists always wrong? What went wrong two years ago when "Harold Camping" swore that Christ would come and the world would end? Because of these failed predictions I am in the worst shape that I have ever been in my life. I even forgot to go to work today. I do not know how much longer I can go on. For forty years I was taught that Christ would return in my lifetime. They have been wrong every time! What went wrong? I believe that God has finally given me the answer! A careful study of the Bible shows that the the phrase "Second Coming" is not in the Bible. Hold on I have to go the liquor store before I continue.......... Okay I am back! The most famous part of the Bible concerning Christ's return is Mathew 24 - 26. This has been interpreted to be about flying saucers and Hitler and all kinds of crazy things over the years. However I believe God has shown me what it really means. Christ never said that he would return whereby the whole Earth and the news media would see him or be three thousand feet tall and bocking traffic on the West Shore Expressway. He said that the "Son of Man" would come! What is a Son of Man? From my study a son of man is a descendent of Adam. The word "Man" also means "Adam". Adam was created perfect but every baby born after that was created as a sinner and is destined to die. We are looked at with distain by God until we are saved. Christ was the Son of Man because he became human and was full of our sins and destined to die. "In three days the Son of man will be crucified and be rejected and spit on". Mathew 24 - 26 takes place only a few days before the crucifixtion. The Son of man represents Christ being treated shamefully. The Days of the Son of Man has come in our day whereby he is again rejected and spit upon. That chapter takes place in the context of Jerusalem which is symbolic of the Churches in our day. But in Matthew chapter 25 Christ was always coming through our bretheren and he was always coming to people after the resurrection in spirit and saving people just like what happened to me. But the days have come when he would stop doing that. So for two thousand years Christ had come but now is leaving. The Apostles did not know that Christ was going to die and leave them. He left them for three days and three nights but returned. He was with us in spirit for two thousand years. There will be no "George Reeves Superman" return of Christ as originally taught.  God is rapturing people little by little. I will explain.  "In a twinkling of an eye we shall all be changed" only it is God's eye that does the twinkling. "A day is a thousand years as a thousand years is a day". Time is quick where God is but on Earth a twinkling of an eye can be a hundred years long! Also it says "For in Adam all must die!" the Greek word for "All" means "any and all" no exceptions! Christ comes for people every second of the day. Every second someone dies in this world. Look at the obituary section of your local newspaper. Death is a 24 hour process. Death has always been the entrance to Paradise. "For today you shall be with me in Paradise". I now believe that every true believer must die off in this world before God will re-create it. If Christ recently stopped making true believers it can take up to another hundred years before this Earth is converted into Paradise. All must die! I could be stuck here another fifty or sixty years at the most? Evangelism is slowly dying off. There is another revelation that has come to me in that most Bible teachers read  certain Scriptures very "Dramatically". What I mean is that certain verses almost sound like a scene from a movie and are very dramatic. For example - "And then they shall see the Son of Man coming on the clouds with power and great glory".... (Mark 13:26), Because it sounds dramatic it then becomes interpreted very literally as well as - "For the Lord himself shall descend from Heaven with a shout and with the voice of the Archangel" .... (1 Thessalonions 4:16) This too is one of the main verses which leads to the belief that Christ would literally show up. It may mean that Christ himself would begin to take over Evangelization and the True Believers would be saved no matter what. There was another prediction recently that turned out to be wrong but still has some sort of spiritual meaning. It maybe that all believers have to die off ......  It remains a mystery as to what will happen to those who are left behind after the last true believer dies.

"You Shouldn't Be Doing That!" - Letter Twenty Seven

Dear Emily, Meg and David, First of all it is good to see you Meg in action In "Bomb Girls" for the second season next week. I saw you finally in your real elderly state. Thanks! I may be a grandfather but you would never know it by my legs? Anyway, and you Emily do not know what is going on and I apoligize to you. I know that you are ashamed of me. However, this letter may explain a few things so please bare with the tale that I am going to tell. Now I had a girlfriend whose photo is in the above picture. We met through a personal ad in November 1989. I did not like her at first but I felt sorry for her and she was mentally ill. I could not take her places after a while because she would "flip-out'' on me and other people. She loved to have sex and that all she wanted to do. I would avoid her on my day off from work but when I came home she would be sitting on my front porch. I got mad but forgave her and hung out for the day. This went on for seven years on and off. Luckily her tubes were tied. But not to humiliate her, the last time I saw her was in 1996 when I picked her up at the Staten Island Ferry. I will give her a similar name so we can identify her namely "Dezbee Sargento Lipton". When we got to my house I had noticed that she had gained weight but actually looked much better. We imediately made love in my bed and no one was home at the time. At the top of my bed was a night stand in which my Citizen Band radio was laying. I had never thought about it and never realized something about the radio. When we were done she needed to smoke a cigarette so we went out on to the front porch of "375 Vanderbilt Avenue" right were you Emily showed up . While we were sitting there this strange blonde women aproached the gate and said "You shouldn't be doing that with her .... She is mentally ill"..... What nerve! I do not know this woman and she is telling me what to do with my girlfriend! So I said "Excuse me but first of all that is what she likes to do and I have known her several years, what bussiness is that of yours!". She had come out of a building on "Irving and Vanderbilt Avenue". For some reason that was my most enjoyable moment with "Dezbee" but my last one. Dezbee died a few years ago supposedly from a lung problem. What did this strange woman mean by her comment "You shoudn't be doing that?" I did not dawn on me until about a year ago what she was talking about. Well I have to tell you "Meg" a story about yourself and me and "Widgett" from 1985 in order to explain what happened to Dezbee. I do not know if you remember that after our affair at the "Rotundra" at 26th street and FDR Drive back in 1985 I was made to drive back to Manhattan to met with you again. I had my C.B. Radio in my car when I showed up. We met under the FDR Drive and you were intruiged with the C.B. "O-oo, Can I talk on it?" you said. I said "Sure but you have to be careful!" You started talking on channel 19 the trucker channel and said "This is Meg Tilly the actress, who do I got?" You got many responses. You then told them to come to where we were located. I said "Don't do that we could get killed!" You did it anyway and people drove up and laughed and sped away. They could not believe that it was you! However the "ParaKeet Head" was standing nearby and pulled me away. He said "I wanna show you somethin!" I walked with him about a block and a half away. There was a white van and he asked me to step into it. It was full of television and audio monitors. He then rewound the tape of me and you and Widgett playing with the C.B. Somewhere in this world there is a black and white video tape of me and you Meg in my car!.  I actually saw it! There was a hidden camera in the C.B. Radio that I was using during those years! In the green light that turns red when you key it up is a hidden camera! It is a beautiful video of us three together and proof of our relationship! However the ParaKeet was not a legitamate detective and had no bussiness recording me in private. He told me that I should not be using drugs. He is right of course but somehow I forgot about that instance with you and me and Widgett. Later in 1990 my brother "Gee Bee" convinced me to get another C.B. set up for my bedroom and so I did. It never dawned on me that there was another black and white camera in it and this is how I became homeless! I did not know that that was no longer "Gee Bee" and that me and Dezbee were being watched by a neighbor! That is what that woman meant by saying "You shouldn't be doing that with her!" She saw the whole thing. I believe that the signal gets picked up those satellite dishes on everyone's roofs? Maybe I am on channel fifty seven! Dezbee was in a fire the next year but supposedly survived. Yet she was no longer chasing after me. Smoke inhalation? Lung disease ten years later? I believe that Dezbee died in1997 in a fire from smoke inhalation. I never saw her again after that! Someone made it seem like she died more recently from smoking too much. I was secretly a victim of the ParaKeet Head and did not know until recently and so were you Meg! He was even in my living room shortly before I was thrown out through court orders of protection. Until my next letter, Love, John Moreno.

"Flan Parents" - Letter Twenty Six

Dear Emily and Meg, I am glad that you meg are going to be on "Reelz" in your "Bomb Girls" show. I notice that Emily is completely off the the internet. Why? Maybe that is good. Your grand father "Fred Zimmermann" has changed to "Fred Zinneman". I do not know if this a typo-graphical error or a trick to confuse identity theives. Also I never understood how a man named "David Bartlett Zinnemann" could end up with the name "Tim Zinnemann". Is there something fake going on? Or how I got you "Meg" pregnant and this poor man got the blame. There seems to be a lot of trickery going on around you people. Here is another strange thing. The photos that I have seen of Tim look like "Bruce Davidson" , the actor who originally played "Willard" in the 1970 film. Is Tim the original movie producer who was an assisstant film editor in the "Pink Panther" film? Anyway your lives never cease to amaze me in the fact that there is always a discrepancy somewhere like for an example the fact that you Meg went to two different High Schools at once. Sealth High School and Esquimalt High School. In a recent interview you explain how you went to see "Shakespeare - The Story of a Nervous Spear Chucker" from your school in Canada. Yet there is a photo next to a "Randy Vahlberg" at graduation at a Seattle High School. By the way, none of those classmates have ever heard of you - I just had to give them all a call. So someone put your photo in that yearbook even though you were not there. But to my memory you were never at either school - you dropped out. I had seen you and Jennifer here in Staten Island standing near crowds like carnivals and churches etc.. trying to be noticed. And that was in 1977-1978 during which time you should have been graduating two high schools three thousand miles away. Both you and your sister wore cute maids uniforms near crowds here in Staten Island. I could go on but I am not trying to mock you but I believe in complete truth. If we ever see each other again do not be afraid to tell the truth. You do not lie too much in you interviews. Maybe you took your GED since then. Now it is not just you who sometimes lies but apparently it began before you were born. There was some sort of attraction to your family whereby con artists were always attacking. Therefore I got lied to about you and you got lied to about me. This ruined our friendship and I did not know that you even had kids. I got away from the point. When I first met you in 1968 there was this woman "Bonnie" who took over your life along with a "ParaKeet Head" like the same guy from my book "The Missing Bones Website". It is the same man who was at the rotundra in Manhattan in 1985. This man too followed your life even though I do not know who he is to this day. I had seen him around me all my life and never even thought to ask him his name except once. His first name is "Myron". In my research I found out that none of these people are related to you. Your mom was born to "Ray Virgil Tilly" and "Ellen A. Tilly" in Springfield Illonois. She did not have any brothers or sisters. So "Bonnie" could not have been your aunt or cousin. I think that she was either the wife of the parakeet head or his sister. She later changed her name to "Bonnie Tilly" and went to Indiana. Your half sister Susan became her fake daughter later on and changed her name to "Katrina". But it seems that "Ray Tilly" was making it big with some company "Tilly, Tilly And Tilly Inc." and someone decided to become your uncle namely "George L. Tilly". That's right - Patricia suddenly got a new brother when she was about thirty years old right around the time that Ray died. He had three grand daughters as seen above. And then suddenly Patricia became divorced and the con artists are moving in. They may have said "Wait until her father dies" and then they started moving into position. And if "Harry Chan" had just bought a house that would be another reason to step in. After that I that gather there must have been much deception going on. I thought that you might like to read the article above and find out who "George" is.

"Jennifer Poker Face" - Letter Twenty Five

Dear Emily and Meg, I have not heard from Emily in quite some time. I hope that she is alright as well as yourself. I percieve that something strange may have happened to her. I am not trying to get her into trouble or make her crazy. Recently on the "Kardashians" TV show there was controversy about an affair that the mom had in 1983. That was me! She had sex with me a few days after you "Emily" were conceived. There must be some truth in everything that I am saying because it got Kris nervous. However, I am going to try to explain why I have a strange photo of a transvestite on my "FaceBook" web page. In the photo above, the person appears to be a beautiful sexy girl. He himself claims that his breasts were done with duct tape. Obviously he is lying concerning this. I will tell you a quick story. Me and "Jennifer" once had an affair. She is a massage artist. I do not know if she knew that I was a boy friend of you Meg. To continue, I was once dragged to a house not too far away from my mom's house in "Staten Island" to a home in "Concord" up in the hills. I was brought to the basement. There was "Jennifer" playing cards with the "Barbado's" crowd. She said hello in her "cartoon like" voice. She began to make eyes at me. There was a private room in that basement. She wanted me to go into the bed with her. She stood up and removed her breasts and her face and hair and rolled it up. SHE WAS A SKINNY GUY!!! In my research I discovered the transvestite above. He had his number listed on FaceBook. I phone him but he does not speak good English. He is Mexican and performs in some She-Male beauty peageant. I think that he is lying about the breasts. However, it is proof enough that people can be fooled by such a life-like disguise. There are life-like disguise's of "Jennifer Tilly". I saw it myself! That guy wanted me in the bedroom but I said "No thanks, but I like you better the other way!" There are also life-like disguises of you "Meg". I have life-like parents living at my house on "Vanderbilt Avenue". They chased you away Emily and Meg. A life-like Mom stole all the Christmas presents that you sent me. The con-artist possibilities are endless with such diguises available to the public and to criminals. I have been robbed of having a wife like you Meg and a daughter like you Emily and a son. I am trying my best to explain that I never meant to hurt any of you but we were all victims of con-artists. The photo of you and your sisters are not all real. Remember that Rebecca might be a skinny guy. I do not hallucinate. Emily I am hoping to God that you are not a mannequin. Until my next letter, Love John Moreno

Toga! Toga! - Letter Twenty Four

Dear Meg, Thanks for putting some baby photos of youself and your sister on your blog. Only you forgot to say how old each of you are and I think that your mom and dad were arrested that day. Why? Because the two of you were to young to attend a Toga party. That is why they got divorced. Do you have any pictures of when you were seven or eight or nine or ten or eleven? Thirteen? Fourteen? I would like to see them.

"Katrina" - "Modern Witch Of New York" - Letter Twenty Three

  Hello again Meg, I love the idea that you are alive and on celluloid again! I wish that you could remember me and I hope to see you on screen in America , And in a major flick..... Dear Meg, I never really spoke to you about your so called cousin "Katrina" - the blonde girl who had the exploding blue dress on in your book "Singing Songs" from the 1960's. My mind has returned to me a bit and we meaning Katrina had met again after 1968 at a party at "Kirstie Alley's" apartment at "Daniel Low Terrace". It was in 1980 and the sun was coming up and your sister "Becky" had introduced me to a beautiful semi-tall blonde and she said that it was her cousin. We spoke and I immediately interupted and said "You are from Westervelt Avenue". She was intrigued and said "How do you know?" I explained that I remember her from "Bonnie" and yourself from twelve years earlier. My memory is still vague but we spoke for quite a while and I became extremely attracted to her.  After a lengthy conversation I said that her voice and manorisms where just like an attractive cousin of mine named "Janet Rutkowski". She, by coincidence only lived a block away from you and your guardian "Bonnie" at the time. Katrina was immediately elated and said "Where is she from? - Where does she live?" I told her that she lived not far from where we were standing at the time on "Corson Avenue". As the night went on I had asked her out. We almost made physical contact and I actually had walked her to Janet's house. I do not know if Janet still lived there because we were not close. I do remember that "Mr Brown Pants" had some how showed up on the way. I cannot recall what went on after that but there may have been a hug and kiss and then I walked home to "Vanderbilt". On a later date that year I ran into the "Parakeet Head" who had somehow convinced me that it was okay to take my dad's station wagon and drive him somewhere to New Jersey. The conversation was pleasant and it was not to far from Staten Island. We arrived at a house with a large front yard and it had a swing. On it was swinging a brunette who was attractive wearing shorts and she was swinging on that swing. "Hi Jawn, I'm your cousin Janet!" she said with a beautiful smile. "Hi Katrina and you are not Janet!" I said. "How did you know?" "You are not my cousin Janet!" I stated. "I know but I want to be your cousin Janet" she replied.  "WHAT IS GOING ON?" I said. "I want to be a part of your family" she said nicely. I said "You can be a part of my family - Just go out with me!" She took her brown wig off and I could see her blonde hair tied up in a bun and she said something that I cannot remember right now. But she was angry with me as though I did not like her and suddenly seemed troubled. She left but threatened to be back again. Above is an actual photo of her as my cousin Janet. As you can see the bottom third photo is "Katrina - Empress Of The Night" which was photographed that day in 1980 by the ParaKeet. The upper photos are actual pictures of my cousin from the year 1976. Inside my heart I was not really angry and I found what she did a bit "attractive". Shall I go on? Time had elapsed and my family was having a barbecue in our yard. Katrina had showed up at the gate with a couple of guys. I noticed that her hands were large for a sexy blonde girl and that she was even taller. They wanted to join the party but my father would not allow them in.  She became a bit resentful and left. Time moved on and I was playing "hookie" from "Devry Tecnical Institute" one day - I rode the number 113 bus to Tottenville to forget some family problems. On the bus directly across form me was a beautiful young blonde girl dressed all in black. She was reading a strange book called "The Modern Witch's Spell Book Part II". It was written by a women named "Sarah Morrison". The girl was so cute and I decided to get off the bus near the Staten Island Mall and buy a copy to see what she was reading. The book was utter nonsense from a Biblical stand point, but it must have made money for the author. I compared it to the Bible and there was no truth to any of it - It could even get you arrested.  So time moved on again to June 1985 at which time I was with you "Meg" at the "Rotundra". You had asked me if I ever played games when we were kids. I mentioned that sometimes my cousin "Janet" would play "Bewitched" with us kids when she babysat us. You seemed intrigued and I told you that I am not going to get into that.  We were later questioned by "Mr.Brown Pants" some time later. The conversation leaked out about the witch book and he began to make "Katrina" go after the author to collect the proceeds from that book. One day after the "Rotundra Affair" I was picked up by "Widgett" and taken to "Eltingville" in Staten Island. They had the "Author" - a beautiful blonde women in her early twenties and Katrina was there with Mr. Brown Pants along with the some of the "Barbados Crowd". "You got to tell her that she has to give you the money for that book!" said Garofalo. Katrina was reluctant at first but began to threaten her. The author had a fluffy head of long beautiful blonde hair with a black dress and perfect figure down to her ankles. The author was told that everything was going to be alright and was even laughing.  I do not think that there is a "Spell Book Part III" to this day but I believe that your cousin ended up with that money. The author is no longer with us. Do you think that they would let Katrina keep the money? However, the Barbados crowd and Katrina secretly went after Janet. I was taken to the "Rotundra" again and there was Janet and Katrina. They were friends. "What are you doing here?" I asked Janet. "I am like you - I want to meet Meg Tilly", said Janet. "You two are friends now?" "Yes!" they said. I was not angry and I was happy to see Janet so loose. She also seemed to be high or drunk also. Later in the week I was taken to Corson Avenue to were Janet was raised. She was with a crowd from the Barbados and dressed all in black wearing a short dress hugging and kissing. She then spotted me and began thanking me with hugs and kisses. We made lip contract and fell in love. We ended up on the floor of her old house even though other people owned it now. We made love. I don't know how it happened but I ended up sleeping with my own cousin. She was thankful that she got to meet you - Meg. It seemes like a dream now and somehow the crowd managed to explain our love making to the new owners of the house. "They are with us", Widgett said me . I did not get into trouble but I became full of guilt after I realized what happened. I also was drunk and could not tell if it was really Janet or Katrina. As you can see that now "Katrina" and "Janet" are now "one in the same" judging by the bottom photo. Their magic now turning themselves in the same "He - She". Katrina also wanted revenge on me in 1986 in which I was forced out of a helicopter yet lived. They, drinking the same potion got what they deserved. She seems to be a "Man" now, also a "Mannequinn". Katrina was on the helicopter that I told you about previously. Janet seemed to be owned now by the by the Barbados people. They had a phrase amongst the older gangsters. "She is a Jehovah's Witness" which I discovered to be a code word for "Eye Witness". I do not think that she left the helicopter alive. Nor have I seen Janet since 1986. Until my next letter, Love, John Moreno.