"Jesus Is Not Coming" - Letter Twenty Eight

Herrow Darrings! Dear Meg and David and Emily and Khloe Kardashian, I would like to use this letter and time and space to explain something to the world concerning my first letter that I wrote to you some two years ago. It was about the "End of the world" and "The return of the Lord Jesus Christ". Although it may seem that I am mocking I am not really doing that for I actually met the Lord Jesus Christ in 1975. I do not  often talk about the experience because no one woud believe me anyway but here I will explain what went wrong . End time preachers are always wrong. The Rapture never happens. Jesus does not come flying down from the sky like "George Superman Reeves". If you will bare with me I can explain what has gone wrong with the whole religious system and the failure of the return of Jesus Christ. I have to "dare to be daring darling". This may get me into trouble with God but I have to take the chance. First I will explain how the whole thing started with me. In the summer of 1973 a friend of mine gave me a Bible. I read the book of Revelation which seemed like a weird acid trip at the time. I was intrigued but did not know the meaning of any of what I read. We had gotten into alcohol a year later and I had temporarily forgot  about the Word of God. We continued to party for about nine months when my friend and I began notice that we did not fit in to what the other people were doing. They were using drugs and starting to break into houses and steal cars so on and so forth. So we began to give up alcohol and hang out alone in Silver Lake Park. He introduced me to two books by "Hal Lindsay". "The Late Great Planet Earth" and "Satan Is Alive And Well And Living On The Planet Earth". I was intrigued and read both books. Immediately it spoke about the Rapture and the return of the Lord Jesus. This is where Satan had stepped in right at the beginning. He asked me to pray with him so I did. Nothing spectacular happened but I already had believed that God  exists. After a few months we were approached by two hippies who began to speak to us about Christ.They wanted us to follow them to the house where they were staying. We walked to West Brighton to Seneca Street. We entered and there were beautiful girls who wanted to pray with us. The group leader introduced himself. They began to show us things from the Word of God. We accepted what was taught. "Would you now like to pray the sinner's prayer with us?" We agreed and so we did. When we were done there was warm smiles and warm greetings. They asked me for my phone number and I gave it to them. The group leader drove us home to Vanderbilt Avenue. I was angry with my friend for entering into a house of strangers. It did not seem wise but I was in the wrong later on. They had called me up a few days later and I thanked them for what they did and said "Take care!" They said "Whoow we have to share the word with others, you need to come over", and so I did. Now about three days later I was alone in my mom's house when I went into the basement to get something. It suddenly dawned on me the I was egotistical and that my religion was wrong. I fell on my face and could not get up! The presence of the Almighty Lord Jesus was there! I could not see no one but He was there and I was shivering. I began to think of every wrong thing that I had ever done and I was scared. For four hours I was on the basement floor. I could not stop crying. The beauty of this creature and the shame that I had caused! The person wanted me to die. When I agreed to die a subliminal voice said "You do not have to die - You are forgiven!"  I have been different ever since! What happened next is too extreme and long for this letter Meg. I was saved! This is why I was so strange darlings during our encounters. But to get back to the point, right away I was told that Jesus was coming back any day now in 1975. I have seen predictions come and go and have become broke and jobless every time. Why are these evangelists always wrong? What went wrong two years ago when "Harold Camping" swore that Christ would come and the world would end? Because of these failed predictions I am in the worst shape that I have ever been in my life. I even forgot to go to work today. I do not know how much longer I can go on. For forty years I was taught that Christ would return in my lifetime. They have been wrong every time! What went wrong? I believe that God has finally given me the answer! A careful study of the Bible shows that the the phrase "Second Coming" is not in the Bible. Hold on I have to go the liquor store before I continue.......... Okay I am back! The most famous part of the Bible concerning Christ's return is Mathew 24 - 26. This has been interpreted to be about flying saucers and Hitler and all kinds of crazy things over the years. However I believe God has shown me what it really means. Christ never said that he would return whereby the whole Earth and the news media would see him or be three thousand feet tall and bocking traffic on the West Shore Expressway. He said that the "Son of Man" would come! What is a Son of Man? From my study a son of man is a descendent of Adam. The word "Man" also means "Adam". Adam was created perfect but every baby born after that was created as a sinner and is destined to die. We are looked at with distain by God until we are saved. Christ was the Son of Man because he became human and was full of our sins and destined to die. "In three days the Son of man will be crucified and be rejected and spit on". Mathew 24 - 26 takes place only a few days before the crucifixtion. The Son of man represents Christ being treated shamefully. The Days of the Son of Man has come in our day whereby he is again rejected and spit upon. That chapter takes place in the context of Jerusalem which is symbolic of the Churches in our day. But in Matthew chapter 25 Christ was always coming through our bretheren and he was always coming to people after the resurrection in spirit and saving people just like what happened to me. But the days have come when he would stop doing that. So for two thousand years Christ had come but now is leaving. The Apostles did not know that Christ was going to die and leave them. He left them for three days and three nights but returned. He was with us in spirit for two thousand years. There will be no "George Reeves Superman" return of Christ as originally taught.  God is rapturing people little by little. I will explain.  "In a twinkling of an eye we shall all be changed" only it is God's eye that does the twinkling. "A day is a thousand years as a thousand years is a day". Time is quick where God is but on Earth a twinkling of an eye can be a hundred years long! Also it says "For in Adam all must die!" the Greek word for "All" means "any and all" no exceptions! Christ comes for people every second of the day. Every second someone dies in this world. Look at the obituary section of your local newspaper. Death is a 24 hour process. Death has always been the entrance to Paradise. "For today you shall be with me in Paradise". I now believe that every true believer must die off in this world before God will re-create it. If Christ recently stopped making true believers it can take up to another hundred years before this Earth is converted into Paradise. All must die! I could be stuck here another fifty or sixty years at the most? Evangelism is slowly dying off. There is another revelation that has come to me in that most Bible teachers read  certain Scriptures very "Dramatically". What I mean is that certain verses almost sound like a scene from a movie and are very dramatic. For example - "And then they shall see the Son of Man coming on the clouds with power and great glory".... (Mark 13:26), Because it sounds dramatic it then becomes interpreted very literally as well as - "For the Lord himself shall descend from Heaven with a shout and with the voice of the Archangel" .... (1 Thessalonions 4:16) This too is one of the main verses which leads to the belief that Christ would literally show up. It may mean that Christ himself would begin to take over Evangelization and the True Believers would be saved no matter what. There was another prediction recently that turned out to be wrong but still has some sort of spiritual meaning. It maybe that all believers have to die off ......  It remains a mystery as to what will happen to those who are left behind after the last true believer dies.

"You Shouldn't Be Doing That!" - Letter Twenty Seven

Dear Emily, Meg and David, First of all it is good to see you Meg in action In "Bomb Girls" for the second season next week. I saw you finally in your real elderly state. Thanks! I may be a grandfather but you would never know it by my legs? Anyway, and you Emily do not know what is going on and I apoligize to you. I know that you are ashamed of me. However, this letter may explain a few things so please bare with the tale that I am going to tell. Now I had a girlfriend whose photo is in the above picture. We met through a personal ad in November 1989. I did not like her at first but I felt sorry for her and she was mentally ill. I could not take her places after a while because she would "flip-out'' on me and other people. She loved to have sex and that all she wanted to do. I would avoid her on my day off from work but when I came home she would be sitting on my front porch. I got mad but forgave her and hung out for the day. This went on for seven years on and off. Luckily her tubes were tied. But not to humiliate her, the last time I saw her was in 1996 when I picked her up at the Staten Island Ferry. I will give her a similar name so we can identify her namely "Dezbee Sargento Lipton". When we got to my house I had noticed that she had gained weight but actually looked much better. We imediately made love in my bed and no one was home at the time. At the top of my bed was a night stand in which my Citizen Band radio was laying. I had never thought about it and never realized something about the radio. When we were done she needed to smoke a cigarette so we went out on to the front porch of "375 Vanderbilt Avenue" right were you Emily showed up . While we were sitting there this strange blonde women aproached the gate and said "You shouldn't be doing that with her .... She is mentally ill"..... What nerve! I do not know this woman and she is telling me what to do with my girlfriend! So I said "Excuse me but first of all that is what she likes to do and I have known her several years, what bussiness is that of yours!". She had come out of a building on "Irving and Vanderbilt Avenue". For some reason that was my most enjoyable moment with "Dezbee" but my last one. Dezbee died a few years ago supposedly from a lung problem. What did this strange woman mean by her comment "You shoudn't be doing that?" I did not dawn on me until about a year ago what she was talking about. Well I have to tell you "Meg" a story about yourself and me and "Widgett" from 1985 in order to explain what happened to Dezbee. I do not know if you remember that after our affair at the "Rotundra" at 26th street and FDR Drive back in 1985 I was made to drive back to Manhattan to met with you again. I had my C.B. Radio in my car when I showed up. We met under the FDR Drive and you were intruiged with the C.B. "O-oo, Can I talk on it?" you said. I said "Sure but you have to be careful!" You started talking on channel 19 the trucker channel and said "This is Meg Tilly the actress, who do I got?" You got many responses. You then told them to come to where we were located. I said "Don't do that we could get killed!" You did it anyway and people drove up and laughed and sped away. They could not believe that it was you! However the "ParaKeet Head" was standing nearby and pulled me away. He said "I wanna show you somethin!" I walked with him about a block and a half away. There was a white van and he asked me to step into it. It was full of television and audio monitors. He then rewound the tape of me and you and Widgett playing with the C.B. Somewhere in this world there is a black and white video tape of me and you Meg in my car!.  I actually saw it! There was a hidden camera in the C.B. Radio that I was using during those years! In the green light that turns red when you key it up is a hidden camera! It is a beautiful video of us three together and proof of our relationship! However the ParaKeet was not a legitamate detective and had no bussiness recording me in private. He told me that I should not be using drugs. He is right of course but somehow I forgot about that instance with you and me and Widgett. Later in 1990 my brother "Gee Bee" convinced me to get another C.B. set up for my bedroom and so I did. It never dawned on me that there was another black and white camera in it and this is how I became homeless! I did not know that that was no longer "Gee Bee" and that me and Dezbee were being watched by a neighbor! That is what that woman meant by saying "You shouldn't be doing that with her!" She saw the whole thing. I believe that the signal gets picked up those satellite dishes on everyone's roofs? Maybe I am on channel fifty seven! Dezbee was in a fire the next year but supposedly survived. Yet she was no longer chasing after me. Smoke inhalation? Lung disease ten years later? I believe that Dezbee died in1997 in a fire from smoke inhalation. I never saw her again after that! Someone made it seem like she died more recently from smoking too much. I was secretly a victim of the ParaKeet Head and did not know until recently and so were you Meg! He was even in my living room shortly before I was thrown out through court orders of protection. Until my next letter, Love, John Moreno.

"Flan Parents" - Letter Twenty Six

Dear Emily and Meg, I am glad that you meg are going to be on "Reelz" in your "Bomb Girls" show. I notice that Emily is completely off the the internet. Why? Maybe that is good. Your grand father "Fred Zimmermann" has changed to "Fred Zinneman". I do not know if this a typo-graphical error or a trick to confuse identity theives. Also I never understood how a man named "David Bartlett Zinnemann" could end up with the name "Tim Zinnemann". Is there something fake going on? Or how I got you "Meg" pregnant and this poor man got the blame. There seems to be a lot of trickery going on around you people. Here is another strange thing. The photos that I have seen of Tim look like "Bruce Davidson" , the actor who originally played "Willard" in the 1970 film. Is Tim the original movie producer who was an assisstant film editor in the "Pink Panther" film? Anyway your lives never cease to amaze me in the fact that there is always a discrepancy somewhere like for an example the fact that you Meg went to two different High Schools at once. Sealth High School and Esquimalt High School. In a recent interview you explain how you went to see "Shakespeare - The Story of a Nervous Spear Chucker" from your school in Canada. Yet there is a photo next to a "Randy Vahlberg" at graduation at a Seattle High School. By the way, none of those classmates have ever heard of you - I just had to give them all a call. So someone put your photo in that yearbook even though you were not there. But to my memory you were never at either school - you dropped out. I had seen you and Jennifer here in Staten Island standing near crowds like carnivals and churches etc.. trying to be noticed. And that was in 1977-1978 during which time you should have been graduating two high schools three thousand miles away. Both you and your sister wore cute maids uniforms near crowds here in Staten Island. I could go on but I am not trying to mock you but I believe in complete truth. If we ever see each other again do not be afraid to tell the truth. You do not lie too much in you interviews. Maybe you took your GED since then. Now it is not just you who sometimes lies but apparently it began before you were born. There was some sort of attraction to your family whereby con artists were always attacking. Therefore I got lied to about you and you got lied to about me. This ruined our friendship and I did not know that you even had kids. I got away from the point. When I first met you in 1968 there was this woman "Bonnie" who took over your life along with a "ParaKeet Head" like the same guy from my book "The Missing Bones Website". It is the same man who was at the rotundra in Manhattan in 1985. This man too followed your life even though I do not know who he is to this day. I had seen him around me all my life and never even thought to ask him his name except once. His first name is "Myron". In my research I found out that none of these people are related to you. Your mom was born to "Ray Virgil Tilly" and "Ellen A. Tilly" in Springfield Illonois. She did not have any brothers or sisters. So "Bonnie" could not have been your aunt or cousin. I think that she was either the wife of the parakeet head or his sister. She later changed her name to "Bonnie Tilly" and went to Indiana. Your half sister Susan became her fake daughter later on and changed her name to "Katrina". But it seems that "Ray Tilly" was making it big with some company "Tilly, Tilly And Tilly Inc." and someone decided to become your uncle namely "George L. Tilly". That's right - Patricia suddenly got a new brother when she was about thirty years old right around the time that Ray died. He had three grand daughters as seen above. And then suddenly Patricia became divorced and the con artists are moving in. They may have said "Wait until her father dies" and then they started moving into position. And if "Harry Chan" had just bought a house that would be another reason to step in. After that I that gather there must have been much deception going on. I thought that you might like to read the article above and find out who "George" is.

"Jennifer Poker Face" - Letter Twenty Five

Dear Emily and Meg, I have not heard from Emily in quite some time. I hope that she is alright as well as yourself. I percieve that something strange may have happened to her. I am not trying to get her into trouble or make her crazy. Recently on the "Kardashians" TV show there was controversy about an affair that the mom had in 1983. That was me! She had sex with me a few days after you "Emily" were conceived. There must be some truth in everything that I am saying because it got Kris nervous. However, I am going to try to explain why I have a strange photo of a transvestite on my "FaceBook" web page. In the photo above, the person appears to be a beautiful sexy girl. He himself claims that his breasts were done with duct tape. Obviously he is lying concerning this. I will tell you a quick story. Me and "Jennifer" once had an affair. She is a massage artist. I do not know if she knew that I was a boy friend of you Meg. To continue, I was once dragged to a house not too far away from my mom's house in "Staten Island" to a home in "Concord" up in the hills. I was brought to the basement. There was "Jennifer" playing cards with the "Barbado's" crowd. She said hello in her "cartoon like" voice. She began to make eyes at me. There was a private room in that basement. She wanted me to go into the bed with her. She stood up and removed her breasts and her face and hair and rolled it up. SHE WAS A SKINNY GUY!!! In my research I discovered the transvestite above. He had his number listed on FaceBook. I phone him but he does not speak good English. He is Mexican and performs in some She-Male beauty peageant. I think that he is lying about the breasts. However, it is proof enough that people can be fooled by such a life-like disguise. There are life-like disguise's of "Jennifer Tilly". I saw it myself! That guy wanted me in the bedroom but I said "No thanks, but I like you better the other way!" There are also life-like disguises of you "Meg". I have life-like parents living at my house on "Vanderbilt Avenue". They chased you away Emily and Meg. A life-like Mom stole all the Christmas presents that you sent me. The con-artist possibilities are endless with such diguises available to the public and to criminals. I have been robbed of having a wife like you Meg and a daughter like you Emily and a son. I am trying my best to explain that I never meant to hurt any of you but we were all victims of con-artists. The photo of you and your sisters are not all real. Remember that Rebecca might be a skinny guy. I do not hallucinate. Emily I am hoping to God that you are not a mannequin. Until my next letter, Love John Moreno

Toga! Toga! - Letter Twenty Four

Dear Meg, Thanks for putting some baby photos of youself and your sister on your blog. Only you forgot to say how old each of you are and I think that your mom and dad were arrested that day. Why? Because the two of you were to young to attend a Toga party. That is why they got divorced. Do you have any pictures of when you were seven or eight or nine or ten or eleven? Thirteen? Fourteen? I would like to see them.

"Katrina" - "Modern Witch Of New York" - Letter Twenty Three

  Hello again Meg, I love the idea that you are alive and on celluloid again! I wish that you could remember me and I hope to see you on screen in America , And in a major flick..... Dear Meg, I never really spoke to you about your so called cousin "Katrina" - the blonde girl who had the exploding blue dress on in your book "Singing Songs" from the 1960's. My mind has returned to me a bit and we meaning Katrina had met again after 1968 at a party at "Kirstie Alley's" apartment at "Daniel Low Terrace". It was in 1980 and the sun was coming up and your sister "Becky" had introduced me to a beautiful semi-tall blonde and she said that it was her cousin. We spoke and I immediately interupted and said "You are from Westervelt Avenue". She was intrigued and said "How do you know?" I explained that I remember her from "Bonnie" and yourself from twelve years earlier. My memory is still vague but we spoke for quite a while and I became extremely attracted to her.  After a lengthy conversation I said that her voice and manorisms where just like an attractive cousin of mine named "Janet Rutkowski". She, by coincidence only lived a block away from you and your guardian "Bonnie" at the time. Katrina was immediately elated and said "Where is she from? - Where does she live?" I told her that she lived not far from where we were standing at the time on "Corson Avenue". As the night went on I had asked her out. We almost made physical contact and I actually had walked her to Janet's house. I do not know if Janet still lived there because we were not close. I do remember that "Mr Brown Pants" had some how showed up on the way. I cannot recall what went on after that but there may have been a hug and kiss and then I walked home to "Vanderbilt". On a later date that year I ran into the "Parakeet Head" who had somehow convinced me that it was okay to take my dad's station wagon and drive him somewhere to New Jersey. The conversation was pleasant and it was not to far from Staten Island. We arrived at a house with a large front yard and it had a swing. On it was swinging a brunette who was attractive wearing shorts and she was swinging on that swing. "Hi Jawn, I'm your cousin Janet!" she said with a beautiful smile. "Hi Katrina and you are not Janet!" I said. "How did you know?" "You are not my cousin Janet!" I stated. "I know but I want to be your cousin Janet" she replied.  "WHAT IS GOING ON?" I said. "I want to be a part of your family" she said nicely. I said "You can be a part of my family - Just go out with me!" She took her brown wig off and I could see her blonde hair tied up in a bun and she said something that I cannot remember right now. But she was angry with me as though I did not like her and suddenly seemed troubled. She left but threatened to be back again. Above is an actual photo of her as my cousin Janet. As you can see the bottom third photo is "Katrina - Empress Of The Night" which was photographed that day in 1980 by the ParaKeet. The upper photos are actual pictures of my cousin from the year 1976. Inside my heart I was not really angry and I found what she did a bit "attractive". Shall I go on? Time had elapsed and my family was having a barbecue in our yard. Katrina had showed up at the gate with a couple of guys. I noticed that her hands were large for a sexy blonde girl and that she was even taller. They wanted to join the party but my father would not allow them in.  She became a bit resentful and left. Time moved on and I was playing "hookie" from "Devry Tecnical Institute" one day - I rode the number 113 bus to Tottenville to forget some family problems. On the bus directly across form me was a beautiful young blonde girl dressed all in black. She was reading a strange book called "The Modern Witch's Spell Book Part II". It was written by a women named "Sarah Morrison". The girl was so cute and I decided to get off the bus near the Staten Island Mall and buy a copy to see what she was reading. The book was utter nonsense from a Biblical stand point, but it must have made money for the author. I compared it to the Bible and there was no truth to any of it - It could even get you arrested.  So time moved on again to June 1985 at which time I was with you "Meg" at the "Rotundra". You had asked me if I ever played games when we were kids. I mentioned that sometimes my cousin "Janet" would play "Bewitched" with us kids when she babysat us. You seemed intrigued and I told you that I am not going to get into that.  We were later questioned by "Mr.Brown Pants" some time later. The conversation leaked out about the witch book and he began to make "Katrina" go after the author to collect the proceeds from that book. One day after the "Rotundra Affair" I was picked up by "Widgett" and taken to "Eltingville" in Staten Island. They had the "Author" - a beautiful blonde women in her early twenties and Katrina was there with Mr. Brown Pants along with the some of the "Barbados Crowd". "You got to tell her that she has to give you the money for that book!" said Garofalo. Katrina was reluctant at first but began to threaten her. The author had a fluffy head of long beautiful blonde hair with a black dress and perfect figure down to her ankles. The author was told that everything was going to be alright and was even laughing.  I do not think that there is a "Spell Book Part III" to this day but I believe that your cousin ended up with that money. The author is no longer with us. Do you think that they would let Katrina keep the money? However, the Barbados crowd and Katrina secretly went after Janet. I was taken to the "Rotundra" again and there was Janet and Katrina. They were friends. "What are you doing here?" I asked Janet. "I am like you - I want to meet Meg Tilly", said Janet. "You two are friends now?" "Yes!" they said. I was not angry and I was happy to see Janet so loose. She also seemed to be high or drunk also. Later in the week I was taken to Corson Avenue to were Janet was raised. She was with a crowd from the Barbados and dressed all in black wearing a short dress hugging and kissing. She then spotted me and began thanking me with hugs and kisses. We made lip contract and fell in love. We ended up on the floor of her old house even though other people owned it now. We made love. I don't know how it happened but I ended up sleeping with my own cousin. She was thankful that she got to meet you - Meg. It seemes like a dream now and somehow the crowd managed to explain our love making to the new owners of the house. "They are with us", Widgett said me . I did not get into trouble but I became full of guilt after I realized what happened. I also was drunk and could not tell if it was really Janet or Katrina. As you can see that now "Katrina" and "Janet" are now "one in the same" judging by the bottom photo. Their magic now turning themselves in the same "He - She". Katrina also wanted revenge on me in 1986 in which I was forced out of a helicopter yet lived. They, drinking the same potion got what they deserved. She seems to be a "Man" now, also a "Mannequinn". Katrina was on the helicopter that I told you about previously. Janet seemed to be owned now by the by the Barbados people. They had a phrase amongst the older gangsters. "She is a Jehovah's Witness" which I discovered to be a code word for "Eye Witness". I do not think that she left the helicopter alive. Nor have I seen Janet since 1986. Until my next letter, Love, John Moreno.

Harry Chan, Chinese Stud - Letter Twenty Two

Dear Meg, I wish to say that I am elated to see you alive in interviews using your own mouth and not still photos. I have learned not to trust the still photos of you and your family and the written articles in the media. Almost all of the information is wrong with one news reporter copying off another news reporter. You look so cute for an elderly chick. Now getting back to why I am writing to you. There seems to be some confusion in my research of your life about how you came into exsistence and your relationship with your sister "Jennifer Tilly". I first met Jennifer on the corner of Corson Avenue and Westervelt Avenue in Staten Island New York in 1968. She said "Hi, I'm Susan!" We immediately took a liking to her because she was tall for her age. Then she said "Actually my name is Jennifer". She was a leader and took care of us well. You were standing nearby when she introduced herself to you saying "Hi, I'm your sister Jennifer!" You started shaking and screamed "I DON'T HAVE A SISTER!". This reaction always stuck out in my mind. This led me to believe that you and Jennifer were raised separately in different households. When Jennifer saw that you became frightened she said "Actually I am a cousin who is like a sister!" and she backed off. She herself was not sure of her relationship toward you. You had just seen her for the first time. She started playing with us kids and we thought that she was very pretty but she wasn't always around like you were. "Bonnie" never really took possesion of Jennifer. She took possesion of you but not her! The theory entered my mind that you have two separate mothers - Patricia Tilly is Jennifer's Mom, and Bonnie Coultas is your mom. But one might say that none of Bonnie's other children are oriental, so how can this be? Katrina is a lovely blonde with Spanish skin. She seemed to be white and hispanic. How can this be? Well I think that when Bonnie lived in California maybe during a cocktail party "Harry Chan" was naughty with Bonnie his sister in law and that is how you came into exsistence. They somehow tried to cover it up by making some other man sign the birth certificate even though Bonnie was single. That would give you the last name of "Coultas". I do not know if the adulterous affair became known to Patricia, but as you know she divorced Harry Chan, And maybe it created a war between Patricia and Bonnie. You may have been abandoned because of this event and some how ended you up in Staten Island. Bonnie did not evan know your first name. She was a double for your real mom. She was too young to be your mom only about 21 years old. The real Bonnie Coultas was in Indiana. Critters? You once brought me to the Critters in 1986. But I also think that "Mr Brown Pants" had both parents eliminated even Jennifer's. Harry did not get divorced - he was eliminated. You and Jennifer were orphans but the late 1960's. By the time you visited Indiana in the early 1970's all those people had been replaced. Therefore, you and Jennifer are half sisters and Katrian is you half sister. I suppose that they rejected you in Indiana. You ended up back in Staten Island in 1976 and you and I ran into each other in the "Jesus Van". They introduced me to you as "Margaret Coultas". They said that you had a problem with fornication and I was told to speak to you about the problem. You and your sister did what you had to to survive. About a year later you yelled out to me "I don't care what you say, I am becoming an actress!!" From then on you were with people in the entertainment bussiness but still being stalked by gangsters. If you got money they were right there to steal it. From your book "Singing Songs" I know that I am right about some of these things. They even made a transsexual Bonnie and maybe you did not notice the difference. I know that I am right about this because it happened to myself and everyone that I know. All my family and friends are missing from kindergarten to the present day. I began looking for everyone that I know back in 1999. I still have not found any of them. The same man that you know was seen around all of them. If I did find someone, they were deformed and had no correct knowledge of the past. In other words they are imposters. They began to enter my house and they made me homeless. When I was with you in Manhattan this is what your guests were trying to do. I think that you were taken in by imposters in the late 1960's who began to torture you and Jennifer. Luckily you escaped some of them by becoming famous. I do not know what became of Katrina only that the last time I saw her she was on the helicoptor with Mr. Brown Pants in the summer of 1986. They threw me out along with one of your doubles. Maybe they threw Katrina out also.The reason I mention this women Katrina is because you and her have the same exact birthday. Is it a coincidence? Or did one of you change your birthday on a new birth certificate? I wish that you would tell me. Harry was a Stereo Salesman. Someone really changes all your info. Because of these changes it is harder to find the truth of the past. I found Katrina recently and she does not know you or me. I believe that Katrina was the one in your book who had the dress on that was ready to explode. It was tourquiose blue. I now have parents who forgot that they have grand children.... Until my next letter, Love, John Moreno