"Subliminal Cattle Prod - Letter Thirty Seven"

Dear Emily, David, and Meg, I thought that I would use this letter to reveal something that has been going on all of our lives. You Meg as an actress may aware of this technique and device. I am sure that the method and device that I am about to reveal has been used on movies sets to help actors. People were using this method during our affair in Manhattan and at other times with other celebrities when you were not present. In order for me to reveal it we have use a true story with fictitious names and locations. We will tell the tale of "Jose Cortez".  Now Jose is a hard worker and mind's his own business. However he likes to drink beer but also a has cocaine habit on the side. This is his situation in our day. But to understand the story we must go back about thirty years earlier. Now we have a group of con artists who are also actors. They want to set up certain people who stand in their way. It is the mid 1980's around the same time that we were together. This group of people have illegal access to a special device that can record one's thoughts. We can call it a "Subliminal Movie Camera". The plan is to record an actual homicide or act out a very realistic death scene on the subliminal camera. They going to use a Hispanic man as the murderer because they know that the police and courts will have less respect for him in the end. Especially if he murders a middle class or high class white girl and that this will enrage people. Let's begin the scene. Men with the camera convince the Hispanic man to get drunk a bit and then get a little high on something. He will have less control over his behavior this way. The Spanish man is wearing a distinctive shirt. They all party in a city park after dark when an attractive young teenage girl is told to turn on the Hispanic man. The Hispanic man and the girl fool around a bit for a few hours. The rest of the crowd starts to distract the Hispanic man and get him angry. The young girl is secretly taken off to another part of the park and killed by someone. While an argument with the Spanish man continues he slowly walks to where the dead girl is. He is now wasted. He suddenly sees the dead girl they say "Look what you did to her!!" "I didn't do anything manz!!' "Look what you did man!!" "The cops are coming - You better run!!" So the Spanish man flees. He does not know that he is on subliminal film. Maybe the girl is really dead -  maybe she isn't. Any way the Spanish man believes that he may have killed the girl but they now have their subliminal movie. Time goes on and the Spanish man forgets about that night. He does not get arrested or go to jail. We are now back in our day and by now they have made many subliminal movies. Now their is a girl named "Regan" who is about 20 years old and most of her family is secretly dead. Her father has a fortune in the bank and men want to steal it. Regan is in the way. These men have to get rid of her somehow. Jose Cortez is convinced to date Regan. Regan is being told to take Jose to the park on their date. Perphaps Regan's friends are going to hang out with them also in the park. Jose is on his second six pack while they share lines of cocaine. Regan also is being conned. Somehow they convince her to perform oral sex on Jose. Regan is a bit attracted to Jose especially with a little cocaine in her system and she does him. Afterward Regan is distracted away for a moment. The other men begin to do things to get Jose angry. When he is about to blow his top Regan is sent back toward Jose. One of the men has a subliminal movie projector on his body. The film from thirty years ago is in it. He put his fist near his kidney When one of them says to Jose "You know what? That's a boy not a girl!!!' In goes the injection into his brain and Jose beats and strangles Regan to death. Everyone flees. Jose Cortez is now their patsy. In court he tells the judge that he does not remember doing it and what made him do it. There may have been special gases around him which cause blackouts. He is wearing the same distinctive shirt. Normally a mild mannered hard worker Jose is found guilty of manslaughter. The subliminal cattle prod made the movie come to pass. They now have a better chance stealing her dad's fortune because now everyone in her family is dead. One day at the supper table at my mom's house and my fake dad present they used the same technique on me. My father called me crazy which pushed a button in me. In went the subliminal injection and I said, "If you call me crazy I am going into that draw and stick a knife right through your heart!!!" They called the police and got an order of protection which eventually made me homeless. They won because no one responded to an earlier complaint about impostors living in our house. The above story is true. I believe that I was there thirty years earlier when some of those films were made. I now have a fear of knives as well as other subliminal fears. I do not know if the police understand this in that they act like everything is "New And Never Happened Before". They even caused me to do strange things to you Meg. Luckily it was one of your stand in's. Until my next letter ..... Subliminal Films Ltd ...... All Rights Reserved .......

"The Shun Toug" - Letter Thirty Six"

Dear Meg and Jennifer, I know that you will find this amusing and this will prove that we know each other especially at P.S.31 on Layton Avenue, Staten Island.  When I was sent to kindergarten from P.S.17 to P.S.31 on Layton Avenue there was an unusual boy who could not speak any other word but "Shun Toug". He was dropped off by two white parents originally to Mrs. Schultzou when she and other teachers noticed that they could not understand a word that he was saying.  They would pound him with questions but he would always say "Shun Toug". He seemed to be an Indian boy when one day the school principal asked where his parent were. They asked him and he said "Shun Toug" Well no matter what you said to this boy he would say "Shun Toug". Now if you went to the same school you two would be laughing hysterically. For you yourselves Knew the "Shun Tong". The school principal had to bring in a linguistics expert to figure out what he was saying. The expert was baffled by his language but believed that it could be an ancient Babylonian tongue.
 "But where are his parents?" said the school principal. "I don't know - a white couple just's drops him off here!" said one of the principal's staff. After a while I believe that Mr. Brown Pants found an Indian couple to step in and say that they were his parents. If you went to the same school then you are now laughing. For you yourself spoke to him and he said "Shun Toug". No one could figure out what that phrase meant. Obviously this boy needed help and phonics. His life continued but I moved away in 1969 as you know and that is how I lost touch with you Meg for a while. But in later years when we met again I was taken to the Layton Avenue area by one of the Barbado's crowd. I was introduced to a Indian man - It was "The Shun Toug!!" I was intrigued and did not believe that he was still alive and still existed. It was him and he spoke fluent English only he had the same kindergarten head. Again I am sorry but I argued with him about religion and God. We got along a little bit but Mr. Morewhine was behind me. The Barbado's Crowd already knew him. I did not see him get hurt or killed but I believe he may have escaped. He may have even been on the "Dick Cavett Show" claiming to be the original "Shun Toug" or something. Of course Dick asked for proof that he was the original Shun Toug but may have never actually got it. But now a fabled guru -  the "ShunToug" is believed to be have turned his back to this world -  and to be residing in "North Iceland". If you or Jennifer recognize the photo above -  then you know that we knew each other. There have been many "fake" "Shun Toug's" -  like you see in the center photo above. The famous "Shun Toug" from the 60's actually spoke to me. For as a taxi driver I have picked him up many times at the "Dirty Deli"  near our taxi stand ... "The Great Shun Toug" .... and he lives not too far from me on Quinlan ..... Perhaps he only pretends to be dumb ..... Perphaps he is a genius ....  Thank You .....

"Mary Hopkin - I Am Sorry - The Female Beatle" - Letter Thrity Five

Dear Meg and Emily who's now "Shaimee" and as is always David, I want you to know that the man who over took your family in the mid to late 1960's and was a friend toward me took me to meet "Mary Hopkins" in New Jersey in 1968. I was told that she was not Mary and that that was not "Tom Jones." Your so called dad asked me to push over the chairs in the video and Mary came over and said "What are you doing?" She was cute and sexy! I did not have time to answer but your ParaKeet dad said "He is with me". She calmed down and maybe gave me a kiss. They spoke and then "Tom Jones" stepped forward.   I am only about seven years old. They both spoke to me but denied that they were who they say were. Who is Mary Hopkin? One might say. Well she was discovered by"Paul McCartney" in 1968 and Paul had given her a song called "Goodbye". She had a song called  "Those were the days" which was recorded right where the Beatles were and it was a hit at the time. She had just finished singing that song or was about to when she was interrupted by "Ben" the ParaKeet head and myself. I believe that that is the man who was your new dad at the time Meg? So Tom Jones said that he was not Tom Jones and Mary said that she was not Mary while I was there. Now I love Mary Hopkin and maybe that is why he brought me to her. Again I was made to forget about that experience even in 1968. I favored the song "Those were the days" during those years. Later in years I began to learn the other song called "Goodbye" on guitar in early 1980's. When we met up again at the Rotundra I believe that I may have played that song during our affair when you made those men go to my house and get my guitar. That may have been illegally recorded by the ParaKeets or someone else. Shortly after our affair on another date someone told me that they were going to bring Mary Hopkin to me. I was taken to the Rotundra after I said that she should not be brought to me fearing for her life. I believe that it was "Earl Morwhine" that ignored my request. So one night sure enough I was scooped up and said "Where are we going?" We ended up at the Rotundra. I was a little stoned and drunk and did not want to be there. You were not there Meg so don't worry about it. I was standing there near the door when in walks Mary Hopkin with men standing close by near the door. I became angry and flipped out that they did not listen to me but yelled at her and she started to cry saying "Why does he show hatred toward me!!!" I do not remember what I said but it was some sort of religious rebuke that startled her but I was infuriated at the men that brought me there. I did not want to met her not that I did not like her but of the fear for her life and that this is not the best thing to do at the time. The man that brought her there struggled to pull her away because she wanted to approach me to find out why my reaction was negative. They struggled to pull her away and the friend who pulled her away dragged her up the block a bit but seemed to betray her. I believe Earl Morwhine began to stab her mercilessly while I heard screaming - I immediately tried to reach her but was prevented by other men.  It seemed that her close male friend who brought her there had betrayed her under someone's orders. I stilled tried to get through but was calmed down myself after a while. Well in comes one of her doubles who was at first mocking me. She made fun of me for about an hour. Then another one came in who was very nice and even showed me a video of "Goodbye". She said that at one part of the film that it was not really her - the one doing the stroll. We talked and it seemed so much like Mary especially from the 1968 era and she was extremely nice. I do not know if the second one was really her because she still looked young like she did in the 1960's. Was this a joke? It could be that Mary always kept her hippie looks from the 60's and was killed up the block. When I questioned her looks they brought in another Mary who looked like an 1982 album in which she looks older in her early thirties. That one was completely "stuck up" and obviously not the Mary who was "Free Spirited". These people were completely organized when they take someone down. They had already made it seem like Mary had a recent album. They knew that I would question her looks as a young woman. I do not believe that she is still alive except that there is a Puppet Show on cable with a woman named "Mary Rice Hopkins" who sings and sounds very much like the girl from the 60's. According to Wikipedia she is not the same woman. Was it because I sang the song earlier that year? Was it another act of hatred toward me? The castle of the Rotundra was now a castle of murder and doom. Must I live with "Ghosts' for the rest of my life? You are going to have to prove to me that you are alive Meg. For they used the same technique with you .......  The ParaKeet Head .... below ....  today !!

"Widgett And The Anti Christ" - Letter Thirty Four

Dear Emily and Meg and maybe David, I am warning the world about "Widgett" who is the "Staten Island Advance's" newest  AntiChrist. Widgett comes from the song "One nation under God for Widgett Stanz". That is why his name is in code in my story concerning you and Meg and your brother. Emily darling it is the man in the photo above. He is the one who said to me "Do you want to grease a celebrity with me?" concerning Meg Tilly. The newspaper that prints this stuff has always been under threat but they are guilty for not saying anything. For example Emily I once was friends with "Bob Crane" from "Hogan Heroes". He came to my area and wanted to begin directing movies. He had heard about me in that I would "Preach" on the streets. He had started filming an actor who was portraying me and they even showed it to me. I objected being famous because of my religious belief. When he heard that I was graduating McKee High School in June 1978 he decided to attend and do a speech. He never showed up and was dead by June 30th 1978. The local newspaper never did a story on Bob or his death. As you can see in the above article from that newspaper that the story was sent in from elsewhere. He was stalked by the Parakeet head and Mr. Brown Pants. I am an eyewitness that they asked for money from him but refused and said " I am not giving you any money! ... And even if I were to give away money then I would give it to him!!' meaning me John Moreno a.k.a "John Sea". I was in his little black book. Now the man made appearances in my area. He was even swinging a sword at people in a ballroom called the Shalimar. He began to get attacked on a later date. The police precinct is right next door!!! The ParaKeet Head took all his video equipment and TV to another part of the country and made it seem like he died there. He even showed it to me. Now why wouldn't the local newspaper the "Staten Island Advance" record or do a story about this? I am revealing were "Colonial Hogan" was really killed and by who. And he was not some sex pervert running around with porno films and a movie projector! That movie about his life is "Silly". Your mom knows them!! Now here is a second story. In April 1971  was introduced to "Jimmy Hoffa" who had just gotten out of prison. He was threatened for something he said in the TV news and was ordered to come to Staten Island by Mr. Brown Pants. We were near Midland Beach in Staten Island when he showed up. He was not really famous in many ways at the time. They wanted me to talk to him about God. So I did. After a while he told me that I had a lot to learn and was still wet behind the ears. He had come from JFK airport by taxi but was secretly followed by reporters.  They were girls on the boardwalk near the beach. After my preaching he said "I am thinking of running for Congress". Right away those girls were all over him like he was a celebrity. They said that they were reporters with the Staten Island Advance. They interviewed him but Mr. Brown Pants went nuts and privately said " You are going to run for Congress without us?
 They began to escort him toward the local Mob clubhouse. He was later seen knocking on doors saying that he was shot. A famous gangster from Staten Island even confessed in a book that he had killed him. He was killed over here 3 years earlier then the other newspapers say in another part of America. Why didn't those pretty news reporters from the Staten Island Advance do a story about him? Here is the correct timing of his death and location. Well it is an on going problem with this newspaper. Your mom even did a scene while you were born here in Staten Island. They filmed you being born through Meg in a Nun's uniform for her up and coming film "Agnes of God". In my last few letters they made it seem like they killed you at birth. That scene was edited out. The Widgett Club was openly talking about killing Meg and now here is Widgett  the American hero. That newspaper will not stop giving him publicity even though they were told these stories and will not print me or you or Meg. He killed several people right in front of me even though it was reported to the police and FBI and THAT newspaper.
 They killed your mom as well as you and David right in front me with a uniformed cop watching. I am living in the same apartment where they killed Meg's baby from 1986 - they hit it in the head with a ladle. We have a new murderer and Anti Christ and a newspaper that willfully goes along with homicides. This newspaper will not even check you out or your mom and give us publicity. They would rather broadcasts murderers. I had seen that man kill at least 2 people. His friends had killed other people as well as celebrities like Mary Hopkin and Jerry Lewis. Shall I go on? I will not burden you with much more detail. But I could not have known about your existence thru all of this and a have hundreds of stories that explain why I am a so called "bad guy" for not raising you. Above there is proof of the hatred of that newspaper. For that is a photo of your mom in "Off Beat" in Staten Island and they would not even say that in their newspaper. Sorry. Until my next letter, Love, John Moreno.

"The Tale Of Glenn Close - Far Away Too" Letter Thirty Three

Dear Emily and mom and son maybe .... I have a lot to tell you concerning your birth if you were born. I told you in the last letter that you were a homicide. But here you are on video in "Shaimee Lived Bye" or something like that. Well I have a confession to make. Once a pond a time there was a movie producer named "Tim". He lived in a house near the Los Angeles area of California. I was stoned one nite or many and some how I was driven to the house of "Tim Zinnemann" Earl Morewhine actually drove me there while I was dead in the back seat. I awoke in the front seat in a morroon cobble stone driveway in my mom's car and there was a crowd at the large wrought iron gate. They wanted to know how I got there. Tim opened the  door of my mom's car and said "Can I help You?" I said "I am sorry but I do not know how I got here." He was very polite and he invited me into his home. We spoke but at times I went a little crazy because of the people who brought me there. He was very patient and we got along. After a while he said "Why don't you go into the bedroom" -  meaning that I should take a knapp. While I was inside the bedroom a "Meg Tilly" stepped in along with a heavy set girl who was semi attractive who said "Will you have sex with me?" I agreed thru kissing and we did it but I became frightened towards the end and stopped.. But it may have been enough to get her pregnant. I just barely remember this. After I left the bedroom I was confronted by Tim who said "Did you have sex with my daughter?' I did not remember but I did not answer him anyway. I was out of there! However there was a crowd at the wrought iron gate (Tim is a good sport ) and did not have me arrested and I was allowed to leave driving my mom's car thru the gates. The press wanted to know what I was doing there in his drive way .He did not want any publicity. My mind is blank as to how I got back to New York. So what is the point Emily you might be asking? Well after the death of the first baby they meaning the "Barbado's Paradise" may have set it up that Meg can still have a baby. Do you know a "Christine Zinnemann?" I think that that is your real mom and that she is the woman who stepped in and had sex with me. She was very friendly as you might know but I think that it was to replace the original baby. Either way I might still be your father. I noticed that your never said that Meg was your Mom. Are you paid to say that ? Whether or not that you are, in this crazy Hollywood genre you should check to see if we are related. You once rang my doorbell. I did not remember any of this at the time. For it is like the "Bat Cave" - unconscious in and out!! I am sorry but you did ring the right doorbell.
 They made me forget every experience with every celebrity. We can talk if you like but I am innocent in many ways but also guilty. Most of the time these were set - ups. From a sin vantage point I am guilty! However I need to change the subject to expose a problem that has been going on since World War II. What? Is my dad  Skitzee? No but I need  to use your letter to expose a problem - namely the "Tale Of Glenn Close" I was once taken to your fake mom "Meg Tilly" out in Long Island New York. This was in 1980 before John Lennon was shot. The experience of Lennon being shot caused me to not remember Meg because I was devastated and I loved him with tears. Any way I was brought to Long Island and Meg was there along with other co stars who were about to be famous. I was greeted by "Glenn Close" and she asked me if I saw her movie. I said no and asked the name. She said "The World According To Garp" I said my "My parents saw it the other day but I work at night and it is hard for me to go to the movies".
 I had a job at Pathmark Supermarket at the time and worked between 7 pm and 10 pm. She was upset and said "How could you come here and not see my movie?" I calmed her down and then she said "It is better this way that you do not know who I am - now we can be friends!" So we became friends. I was brought back to her many times. But the first few times I did not know that it was the set for "The Big Chill". I had a fight with Meg which was my fault. I met the entire cast of the film and had dinner with them. After a while Glenn got horny and dragged me into her bedroom. She had a 12 by 12 pink water bed. I do not remember if we had sex because there was a home invasion robbery during our affair. I was punched squarely in the face and was unconscious. One of the robbers went thru my wallet and she yelled at them. When I woke up she was smoking a cigarette about 8 feet away. She has a daughter who looks like me and maybe you are related to her Emily. Meg was mad at me because of that but she later forgave me. They kept bringing me to Glenn for the next few weeks but the cast of the film had slowly slipped off. One day on a Sunday we were partying with Glenn at her home which is on a beach - just like the film The World According To Garp. She would not stop slapping me on the back and on ,my arms all day long. Finally I got angry and pulled her by the hair - HER HEAD CAME OFF!!!!" She was a man - a little Italian man and he began to run away. We were fooled all day into thinking that we were with Glenn Close. He was wearing a life like disguise of Glenn Close and began to run away down the beach. I said "Come back here!!! What is going on!!!" He explained that he was told to harass me. He did a demonstration with the disguise which I now had in my hand. He had a nurses uniform on with white nylons just like the film. When he put it back on he looked exactly like Glenn Close. It even changed his voice into Glenn Close!! Because of this Emily I was fooled and harassed by many people even my own family. They are Glenn Close's. They are all fake now - stalked by serial killers which the police do not understand. Meg was stalked in the same way. The Barbado Paradise people were openly talking about killing her in 1986 in their Tavern. I did not want to get involved after I found out the nature of these people. My mind was forced to forget the horrible things that went on. I Dianetically  began to remember things about 20 years ago but the memory of you is more recent. Maybe Christine is your mom. Was Christine wearing a disguise? Well I think that you can see the insanity but we will have to talk in another letter. Until my next letter, Love , John Moreno.
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"Bound" Emily Or Is That Your Name? - Letter Thirty Two

Dear Emily, I do not believe that that is Meg anymore up in Canada. I have terrible things to tell you. I remember a technique that was being used back then in the 1980's whereby your mom would be disguised as a an older woman like she is in "Bomb Girls" and "Virginia Woolf". I was there when she was filmed as Miss Woolf and I was offered the part as the drunk. I did the scene with your mom and then they gave the part to that man. Also Bomb Girls was even being made back then. The technique was to make or take pictures of your family as older people and then release them in the future - twenty or thirty years into the future and this would give the impression that they are alive in our day.  That photo of your mom was taken back then sweetheart in 1986. Your mom never had boobs like that. But I would also like to tell you about Jennifer your aunt or mom. I was scooped up another time by a so and so and ended up  at an apartment building and Jennifer Tilly was there. There was one actor that I recognized from a film called "Cops And Robbers". He had red hair and gave the impression that he was a gangster along with the other men that were there. I was told by Jennifer to tend bar and keep serving them "Seven and Sevens". And so I did. The main guy was talking to me like I was a jerk and I had little arguments with him. I found out later that he was the same man who played the record producer in the film "La Bamba". I did not know that it was a movie set. She was very nice to me. However the main character was offensive to me and I did not know that he was an actor and that he was playing that role. Jennifer took me into another room and said "You are embarrassing me!" very politely. I became filled with shame - she wearing a sexy short mini dress and sitting in a chair I fell to my knees and ask her for forgiveness. I put my face between her knees and she said "Don't do that !' Suddenly the main actor came in and confronted me along with a Barbado associate. "What were you doing?" "I want her forgiveness!" I said. The associate had a hammer and began to beat Jennifer on the head. I was horrified and asked why and they said "Because of something she did!!" I do not know if we are dealing with the original Jennifer in our day because of this. She had scooped me up another time and I met "James Cahn" and she made love to me. I was suddenly taken away from there and like the "Bat Cave". I was unconscious in and out. About five years later I was in the Barbado's Tavern but it now was under new ownership. The bartender was very friendly and when I was about to leave he made me take a ride with him. He reminded me of the Tilly people and a conversation persuded. He took me upstate in New York and we pulled over on a wooded road. He walked me over to a tree and said "I keep Jennifer over here behind this tree". She was thin and her leg was sawn off below the left leg looking just like she does in the film "Liar Liar". She was dead. Was the same technique used on her? Is this a real corpse? Why show it to me? Her hair was short and blonde just like the film with the same gold dress on. Is she alive in our day? Why do this to me?
 Was she convinced to finish all her scenes and then be killed like Meg? Can you see why my mind blanked you out Emily? Now this is even more horrifying and you may have to close your eyes for this one because it is about you. Are you ready? You do not have to read this! When Meg gave birth to you she was in the abandoned old "Staten Island Hospital". I do not know why but Mr. Brown pants was in control of your mom and made her give birth there. My memory is not too clear but I believe that they made her wear the Nun's uniform from "Agnes Of God" and she gave birth in the uniform and it was filmed.. It may have been in the original version of the movie. Are these people sick or what? I was scooped up again and brought to the old hospital. They showed me you and said "This is your daughter!" Meg was holding you but I had my doubts because she had not kissed me for nine months. On another night I was in the "Venetian Gardens" when an Italian man approached me and said "They want to know what you want to name the baby". I told them that I do not know if that is my baby because I did not trust these men. However I said "I think Lindsay is a nice name". The name "Bela" was mentioned as a joke because I think that a Bela Lugosi film was on the TV at the time. He left. A few days later I was semi - conscious on the way home from the same tavern. One of them ordered me to drive to the old hospital. Back then drinking and driving was legal. They made me enter the room where Meg was staying with the baby. The Parakeet head was there and he took the baby from Meg and put a life like rubber baby in her arms. She seemed to be in a trance and not paying attention. I was made to stand up and a brother of Mr. Brown Pants who looked a bit like "Charles Bronson" took the baby and showed it to me. "Is this your baby?" "Yes" I said barely awake. He slit the baby with a knife and said "You are not allowed to have offspring!!!" Can you see why my mind would blank out concerning you Emily? Your name is supposed to be "Lindsay Moreno". I saw blood shoot out and the baby gasped for air. Is this really you? Was that fake? The men around your mom were always filled with hate. He was the same man that from Westervelt Avenue back in 1976 in the "Jippy Van" who said concerning Meg Tilly "You don't go out with a girl like that!!!" I am still bothered to this day and everyone that I know is missing. How can your mom be 28 again in an interview with "George Stroumboulopoulos" in Canada?

"American Creatures" - Letter Thirty One

Dear Meg and family, I read some of your interview that is very recent concerning a "Bomb Girls " movie. I was intrigued about your comment about your child abuse and living in the "Dog House" in Texada Island. There is one problem though - "Texada Island" is actually "Staten Island". I remember seeing you and your sister Jennifer living in the doghouse on Westervelt Avenue. The house was two houses away from the house that you were thrown down the flight of stairs at an earlier date in the late 1960's. The ParaKeet  head's family owned that house and Mr. Brown Pants was also hanging around the dog house. I was brought to that house by one of them and saw you and your sister in the dog house itself. The house was very small and he acted like it was a practical joke. After they showed me your situation I said "You can't leave them like this, the doghouse is much too small for the two of them. You need to build a bigger one!" "One with a light and heat inside!" The ParaKeet head listened. After two days I came back and you had a much larger doghouse with electricity and heat in it. They still acted like it was a joke but the two of you were actually living in it. "She's gotta stay in there" I caught him saying secretly in a serious tone. I said "Why does she have to stay in there?" I do not remember his response right now but he was serious. Now, I am sure that in all these years of living in Flanada you must have noticed how similar the "Flanadian" people are to us Americans. In fact you must have noticed that the Canadians are much friendlier then the Americans that you left behind. They seem so much like us! Now if you were raised on Texada Island and the doghouse story were true, there would be one problem. Underneath the new doghouse there would be a sign reading "AMERICAN CREATURES".