"Jesus Is Not Coming" - Letter Twenty Eight

Herrow Darrings! Dear Meg and David and Emily and Khloe Kardashian, I would like to use this letter and time and space to explain something to the world concerning my first letter that I wrote to you some two years ago. It was about the "End of the world" and "The return of the Lord Jesus Christ". Although it may seem that I am mocking I am not really doing that for I actually met the Lord Jesus Christ in 1975. I do not  often talk about the experience because no one woud believe me anyway but here I will explain what went wrong . End time preachers are always wrong. The Rapture never happens. Jesus does not come flying down from the sky like "George Superman Reeves". If you will bare with me I can explain what has gone wrong with the whole religious system and the failure of the return of Jesus Christ. I have to "dare to be daring darling". This may get me into trouble with God but I have to take the chance. First I will explain how the whole thing started with me. In the summer of 1973 a friend of mine gave me a Bible. I read the book of Revelation which seemed like a weird acid trip at the time. I was intrigued but did not know the meaning of any of what I read. We had gotten into alcohol a year later and I had temporarily forgot  about the Word of God. We continued to party for about nine months when my friend and I began notice that we did not fit in to what the other people were doing. They were using drugs and starting to break into houses and steal cars so on and so forth. So we began to give up alcohol and hang out alone in Silver Lake Park. He introduced me to two books by "Hal Lindsay". "The Late Great Planet Earth" and "Satan Is Alive And Well And Living On The Planet Earth". I was intrigued and read both books. Immediately it spoke about the Rapture and the return of the Lord Jesus. This is where Satan had stepped in right at the beginning. He asked me to pray with him so I did. Nothing spectacular happened but I already had believed that God  exists. After a few months we were approached by two hippies who began to speak to us about Christ.They wanted us to follow them to the house where they were staying. We walked to West Brighton to Seneca Street. We entered and there were beautiful girls who wanted to pray with us. The group leader introduced himself. They began to show us things from the Word of God. We accepted what was taught. "Would you now like to pray the sinner's prayer with us?" We agreed and so we did. When we were done there was warm smiles and warm greetings. They asked me for my phone number and I gave it to them. The group leader drove us home to Vanderbilt Avenue. I was angry with my friend for entering into a house of strangers. It did not seem wise but I was in the wrong later on. They had called me up a few days later and I thanked them for what they did and said "Take care!" They said "Whoow we have to share the word with others, you need to come over", and so I did. Now about three days later I was alone in my mom's house when I went into the basement to get something. It suddenly dawned on me the I was egotistical and that my religion was wrong. I fell on my face and could not get up! The presence of the Almighty Lord Jesus was there! I could not see no one but He was there and I was shivering. I began to think of every wrong thing that I had ever done and I was scared. For four hours I was on the basement floor. I could not stop crying. The beauty of this creature and the shame that I had caused! The person wanted me to die. When I agreed to die a subliminal voice said "You do not have to die - You are forgiven!"  I have been different ever since! What happened next is too extreme and long for this letter Meg. I was saved! This is why I was so strange darlings during our encounters. But to get back to the point, right away I was told that Jesus was coming back any day now in 1975. I have seen predictions come and go and have become broke and jobless every time. Why are these evangelists always wrong? What went wrong two years ago when "Harold Camping" swore that Christ would come and the world would end? Because of these failed predictions I am in the worst shape that I have ever been in my life. I even forgot to go to work today. I do not know how much longer I can go on. For forty years I was taught that Christ would return in my lifetime. They have been wrong every time! What went wrong? I believe that God has finally given me the answer! A careful study of the Bible shows that the the phrase "Second Coming" is not in the Bible. Hold on I have to go the liquor store before I continue.......... Okay I am back! The most famous part of the Bible concerning Christ's return is Mathew 24 - 26. This has been interpreted to be about flying saucers and Hitler and all kinds of crazy things over the years. However I believe God has shown me what it really means. Christ never said that he would return whereby the whole Earth and the news media would see him or be three thousand feet tall and bocking traffic on the West Shore Expressway. He said that the "Son of Man" would come! What is a Son of Man? From my study a son of man is a descendent of Adam. The word "Man" also means "Adam". Adam was created perfect but every baby born after that was created as a sinner and is destined to die. We are looked at with distain by God until we are saved. Christ was the Son of Man because he became human and was full of our sins and destined to die. "In three days the Son of man will be crucified and be rejected and spit on". Mathew 24 - 26 takes place only a few days before the crucifixtion. The Son of man represents Christ being treated shamefully. The Days of the Son of Man has come in our day whereby he is again rejected and spit upon. That chapter takes place in the context of Jerusalem which is symbolic of the Churches in our day. But in Matthew chapter 25 Christ was always coming through our bretheren and he was always coming to people after the resurrection in spirit and saving people just like what happened to me. But the days have come when he would stop doing that. So for two thousand years Christ had come but now is leaving. The Apostles did not know that Christ was going to die and leave them. He left them for three days and three nights but returned. He was with us in spirit for two thousand years. There will be no "George Reeves Superman" return of Christ as originally taught.  God is rapturing people little by little. I will explain.  "In a twinkling of an eye we shall all be changed" only it is God's eye that does the twinkling. "A day is a thousand years as a thousand years is a day". Time is quick where God is but on Earth a twinkling of an eye can be a hundred years long! Also it says "For in Adam all must die!" the Greek word for "All" means "any and all" no exceptions! Christ comes for people every second of the day. Every second someone dies in this world. Look at the obituary section of your local newspaper. Death is a 24 hour process. Death has always been the entrance to Paradise. "For today you shall be with me in Paradise". I now believe that every true believer must die off in this world before God will re-create it. If Christ recently stopped making true believers it can take up to another hundred years before this Earth is converted into Paradise. All must die! I could be stuck here another fifty or sixty years at the most? Evangelism is slowly dying off. There is another revelation that has come to me in that most Bible teachers read  certain Scriptures very "Dramatically". What I mean is that certain verses almost sound like a scene from a movie and are very dramatic. For example - "And then they shall see the Son of Man coming on the clouds with power and great glory".... (Mark 13:26), Because it sounds dramatic it then becomes interpreted very literally as well as - "For the Lord himself shall descend from Heaven with a shout and with the voice of the Archangel" .... (1 Thessalonions 4:16) This too is one of the main verses which leads to the belief that Christ would literally show up. It may mean that Christ himself would begin to take over Evangelization and the True Believers would be saved no matter what. There was another prediction recently that turned out to be wrong but still has some sort of spiritual meaning. It maybe that all believers have to die off ......  It remains a mystery as to what will happen to those who are left behind after the last true believer dies.

"You Shouldn't Be Doing That!" - Letter Twenty Seven

Dear Emily, Meg and David, First of all it is good to see you Meg in action In "Bomb Girls" for the second season next week. I saw you finally in your real elderly state. Thanks! I may be a grandfather but you would never know it by my legs? Anyway, and you Emily do not know what is going on and I apoligize to you. I know that you are ashamed of me. However, this letter may explain a few things so please bare with the tale that I am going to tell. Now I had a girlfriend whose photo is in the above picture. We met through a personal ad in November 1989. I did not like her at first but I felt sorry for her and she was mentally ill. I could not take her places after a while because she would "flip-out'' on me and other people. She loved to have sex and that all she wanted to do. I would avoid her on my day off from work but when I came home she would be sitting on my front porch. I got mad but forgave her and hung out for the day. This went on for seven years on and off. Luckily her tubes were tied. But not to humiliate her, the last time I saw her was in 1996 when I picked her up at the Staten Island Ferry. I will give her a similar name so we can identify her namely "Dezbee Sargento Lipton". When we got to my house I had noticed that she had gained weight but actually looked much better. We imediately made love in my bed and no one was home at the time. At the top of my bed was a night stand in which my Citizen Band radio was laying. I had never thought about it and never realized something about the radio. When we were done she needed to smoke a cigarette so we went out on to the front porch of "375 Vanderbilt Avenue" right were you Emily showed up . While we were sitting there this strange blonde women aproached the gate and said "You shouldn't be doing that with her .... She is mentally ill"..... What nerve! I do not know this woman and she is telling me what to do with my girlfriend! So I said "Excuse me but first of all that is what she likes to do and I have known her several years, what bussiness is that of yours!". She had come out of a building on "Irving and Vanderbilt Avenue". For some reason that was my most enjoyable moment with "Dezbee" but my last one. Dezbee died a few years ago supposedly from a lung problem. What did this strange woman mean by her comment "You shoudn't be doing that?" I did not dawn on me until about a year ago what she was talking about. Well I have to tell you "Meg" a story about yourself and me and "Widgett" from 1985 in order to explain what happened to Dezbee. I do not know if you remember that after our affair at the "Rotundra" at 26th street and FDR Drive back in 1985 I was made to drive back to Manhattan to met with you again. I had my C.B. Radio in my car when I showed up. We met under the FDR Drive and you were intruiged with the C.B. "O-oo, Can I talk on it?" you said. I said "Sure but you have to be careful!" You started talking on channel 19 the trucker channel and said "This is Meg Tilly the actress, who do I got?" You got many responses. You then told them to come to where we were located. I said "Don't do that we could get killed!" You did it anyway and people drove up and laughed and sped away. They could not believe that it was you! However the "ParaKeet Head" was standing nearby and pulled me away. He said "I wanna show you somethin!" I walked with him about a block and a half away. There was a white van and he asked me to step into it. It was full of television and audio monitors. He then rewound the tape of me and you and Widgett playing with the C.B. Somewhere in this world there is a black and white video tape of me and you Meg in my car!.  I actually saw it! There was a hidden camera in the C.B. Radio that I was using during those years! In the green light that turns red when you key it up is a hidden camera! It is a beautiful video of us three together and proof of our relationship! However the ParaKeet was not a legitamate detective and had no bussiness recording me in private. He told me that I should not be using drugs. He is right of course but somehow I forgot about that instance with you and me and Widgett. Later in 1990 my brother "Gee Bee" convinced me to get another C.B. set up for my bedroom and so I did. It never dawned on me that there was another black and white camera in it and this is how I became homeless! I did not know that that was no longer "Gee Bee" and that me and Dezbee were being watched by a neighbor! That is what that woman meant by saying "You shouldn't be doing that with her!" She saw the whole thing. I believe that the signal gets picked up those satellite dishes on everyone's roofs? Maybe I am on channel fifty seven! Dezbee was in a fire the next year but supposedly survived. Yet she was no longer chasing after me. Smoke inhalation? Lung disease ten years later? I believe that Dezbee died in1997 in a fire from smoke inhalation. I never saw her again after that! Someone made it seem like she died more recently from smoking too much. I was secretly a victim of the ParaKeet Head and did not know until recently and so were you Meg! He was even in my living room shortly before I was thrown out through court orders of protection. Until my next letter, Love, John Moreno.