"Jennifer In My Bedroom And Gary Shandling" - Letter Thirty

Sorry Meg and Kids who are no longer kids, I had a mental recovery about a event from 1986. I think that it was in April of that year. Before I get into that I would like to thank you Meg for something that you tried to do for me. It is proof that you loved me and cared about me. You tried to love me but you could not see what was really going on at the time. These men around you were always trying to kill you and your family as well as Emily and David. This story will absolutely prove that we knew each other as well as Jennifer - Miss Twiggy 1986. Jennifer secretly knew me but was always trying to help you in secret ways. She is seen in many ways as hating me which is not true but actually used me in one of her films with "James Cahn" in case you did not know. I was taken to many celebrities such as "Alyssa Milano" and "Beyounce" and even "Whitney Houston". There are more but I turned them down when they wanted to make love even though Beyounce was one of the most beautiful black girls that I had ever seen. I thought of you. I could not go through with it my love. However if you can remember, you sent me a schoraloship to Pace Univerisity. When I opened it the "Parakeet Head" and "Mr.Garofalo" aka "Hazen" immediately said to me "You gotta sign that over to dis kid!" They attacked me while I was waisted and I was angry but signed it over to a guido who was a little bit younger than me. It definately had my name on it as the person who gave it to me. Why would you attempt to give it to me unless you knew me? They scratched out my name and gave your gift to some Italian boy! But maybe the school has a record and the bank as well! Well I have more proof that we knew each other - if you can relay this message to your sister Jennifer while you read it then it would be a great help. I do not know if you knew about my encounters with other people. You could have asked me but I think that you were being lied to as well. One day I was asked by your sister Jennifer to watch a TV show called "The Gary Shandling Show". I was annoyed and reluctant not because of Jennifer but because I was secretly being tormented by the people that were with her. Also I was having problems with my father who I worked for in his Auto Body Shop. The Parakeet Head was with her as well as members of the "Widgett" gang. She had asked me to watch "The Gary Shandling Show" because she was on it and wanted my criticism. I look back and I find it hysterical when she drives the little car into the water and then steps up out of the water. She was on episode six and seven. But I noticed that she appears to be very skinny but slightly large breasted. When I was done watching that TV show in my bedroom the door opened. It was Jennifer! Jennifer Tilly walked right into my bedroom! There was the Parakeet head standing in the hallway with someone else waiting on my porch. I seemed angry not because of her but because of the other people and my dad. For some reason the rest of my family was not at home. "What did you think of the show?" she said in her cartoon like voice. I gave her some criticism however I do not remember what I said. She stayed for about five minutes and started talking to me on the hallway stairs and then left with the Parakeet head. I do not how I forgot about this but I did. There she was in my bedroom! Wow Huh? Well a week went by and I was near my house when the Parakeet and the person that I nicked named "Earl Morwhine" from the true story that I wrote pulled up and told me to get in the car. I believe that we drove to Manhattan somewhere. I was taken to meet Gary Shandling. We were on the same set as with the little car and the two fishermen. We went behind that set and there was Jennifer Tilly. "Wait there" said the Parakeet to me. I stood there with an angry look on my face not because of Jennifer but because of something that went on in the car. As I stood still Mr. Morewhine began to assail your sister. He began punching her and she began to scream and cry. It was under the command of the Parakeet Head. I felt so bad and scared for her. She was punched to the floor about twenty times. I do not know if she survived, Meg. Gary Shandling did nothing but was secretly scared. Jennifer no longer appeared on that show. Maybe she was scared. Maybe she was dead! "That's because of something she said!" said that Parakeet. My mind if still fuzzy concerning this but on another day I was invited to drive the little car into the water. They were trying to kill me and I would not cooperate. Your sister developed a much better body after that especially the knockers. I feel terrible and I hoped that she is alright. I did not know what they were going to do or what it was all about. I do not know if Mr. Shandling later said something to the police but he did not come to her aid. I myself froze and I apologize to Jennifer. I was forced 90 percent of the time to go places with these people. There were other beatings and murders. I am sorry Jennifer. My mind would always blank these things out. I remember now that the Parakeet head had entered my house many times. He entered when I rented your video "Off Beat". He said that his name was "Joseph G. Aulisi" - producer of the film. "What did you move the the G from the last name Aulisi  to the middle of your name?" I said. He just found it amusing and left. I always thought that he was a Detective with the 120 precinct here in Staten Island. Again I am sorry. If she is the same Jennifer from the Gary Shandling show then she would remember me. How can I know what is in your painful memory Jennifer? We knew each other Meg. If Emily is my daughter then Jennifer is my sister in law and I love her. I am sorry - I am sorry - I am sorry. Please forgive me. For now Love,

John.
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"My Sister The Klump" - Letter Twenty Nine

Dear Meg, I do not know if you really remember me or understand what I

am doing even though it might be strange. I cannot tell you the reason for what I am doing. I do believe that you secretly keep tabs on me and I do not mind. Your new book "Ticket To Heaven" was inspired by me - not to be egotistical, but it is too much of a coincidence. I told a woman at my job about our affairs and about Emily who I believe is secretly my daughter. It is strange that your latest book is about someone who discovers a celebrity daughter just like the conversation I had at work with that woman. Also I remember telling you about a movie that I rented called "Ticket To Heaven" back in June of 1985 at the Rotundra at East 26th Street. Do you remember me now Darring? But that video was about a young man who gets caught up in a cult. I hope that you really remember who I am. Anyway I want to tell you about the grievous and sad ordeal that I have been experiencing for the last twenty years or so. You being an actress may be able to comfirm what I am about to write and if you are my ally then I won't appear to be insane. I want you to compare the photos above of my sister and "Eddie Murphy" with the little video I am sending you. The photo of the man with my sister was taken in 1990. She was 22 years old at the time. I myself took the photo. The man next to her is about 5 feet 8 inches tall. As you can see she is about 3 inches shorter. If you watch the video next to that photo you will see that my sister has grown about another 5 inches within the last fifteen years. The video is having trouble posting but if you go to FaceBook and type John Moreno and Staten Island, look for a black and white baby photo of me Meg. I have posted the video and the above photo so you can see what I mean. Please compare it. I have been reporting this to the police ever since but nothing has been done. According to a medical doctor a girl stops getting taller at the age of seventeen. Haven't you been 5 feet 2 inches since you were seventeen Meg? Don't worry I love every inch of you Darring! During the 1980's and early 1990's a very subtle death threat was made against me and my family. A woman named "Fran" made such a threat in Febuary 1993 but I dismissed it because when I went home from that Bar everyone seemed alright. She came back to the Bar and said "Now your whole family is dead!" I now know that she was telling the truth judging by the photos and videos. My own mother forgot that she had grand children for over a year. I had to tell her about it and then they went and got new grand children. These "murdering con artists" have someone from the movie bussiness helping them by making life-like costumes of dead people just like the Eddie Murphy photo below. There is a plastic called "P.V.D.F" that looks and feels just like human flesh. The skin acts as a radio transmitter and generates electricity. If  no one told you that that was Eddie Murphy then you would never know it if he was waiting on a bus stop. "That's just a big colored guy" most people would say. Or they might say "Hey, Look at the big fat kullard guy on the bus stop!" Although the costume that "Mike Meyers" plays as "Fat Bastard" is designed to look silly, someone knows how to make costumes that do not look silly. I do not believe that that is my sister in the video which was taped this last Easter. She came over my mom's house on Thanksgiving looking like that but on Christmas Eve her hair was 3 inches longer only one month later! I was not able to catch that on video otherwise I would send that to you Meg. Now Meg, you as an actress know that such a costume can be made of real civilians and I accidently slept with people who were disguised as you! I need your help to prove to the police that this can be done and is going on. This murdering cult does not kill unless they have an actor with a costume to assume the victims identity before they kill.  These "Joe Bolton" mentality type police from the 1930's do not understand this! I have seen people standing before judges in criminal court who are "Klumps" and the judge never knew it! My sister lived next to  in my bedroom since 1969 and I know that she was never that BIG! They made good on their threat! I am completely insane Meg even though I am not insane. The police will not even meet with me even though I have called them thousands of times. Every time they met with me they took "me" to jail. Those were not real cops either because I did nothing wrong. Emily once rang the doorbell and I did not even knew who she was. I tried to explain to her what was going on but she did understand. They also kept me and you from communicating. I told her that I was having a problem with my family and could not let her in the house to talk. Well this is the problem. That's not my family anymore and they made me homeless. It is scientifically impossible for that to be my sister because of her height. Well guess what? Everybody that I know now has a height and weight problem. Click on the video and you will see a piece of furniture that is 7 feet high. My so-called sister walks past it and is a foot shorter then that piece of furniture. She is 6 feet tall! Everyone is missing and dead Meg. Their bones are missing! That is why my website is called "The Missing Bones Website" because I thought that you were dead and a bunch of bones. Their bones cannot be found. I hope that this is really you. We did love each other once or twice or even a thrice time. Until my next letter, Love, John Moreno.

"Jesus Is Not Coming" - Letter Twenty Eight

Herrow Darrings! Dear Meg and David and Emily and Khloe Kardashian, I would like to use this letter and time and space to explain something to the world concerning my first letter that I wrote to you some two years ago. It was about the "End of the world" and "The return of the Lord Jesus Christ". Although it may seem that I am mocking I am not really doing that for I actually met the Lord Jesus Christ in 1975. I do not  often talk about the experience because no one woud believe me anyway but here I will explain what went wrong . End time preachers are always wrong. The Rapture never happens. Jesus does not come flying down from the sky like "George Superman Reeves". If you will bare with me I can explain what has gone wrong with the whole religious system and the failure of the return of Jesus Christ. I have to "dare to be daring darling". This may get me into trouble with God but I have to take the chance. First I will explain how the whole thing started with me. In the summer of 1973 a friend of mine gave me a Bible. I read the book of Revelation which seemed like a weird acid trip at the time. I was intrigued but did not know the meaning of any of what I read. We had gotten into alcohol a year later and I had temporarily forgot  about the Word of God. We continued to party for about nine months when my friend and I began notice that we did not fit in to what the other people were doing. They were using drugs and starting to break into houses and steal cars so on and so forth. So we began to give up alcohol and hang out alone in Silver Lake Park. He introduced me to two books by "Hal Lindsay". "The Late Great Planet Earth" and "Satan Is Alive And Well And Living On The Planet Earth". I was intrigued and read both books. Immediately it spoke about the Rapture and the return of the Lord Jesus. This is where Satan had stepped in right at the beginning. He asked me to pray with him so I did. Nothing spectacular happened but I already had believed that God  exists. After a few months we were approached by two hippies who began to speak to us about Christ.They wanted us to follow them to the house where they were staying. We walked to West Brighton to Seneca Street. We entered and there were beautiful girls who wanted to pray with us. The group leader introduced himself. They began to show us things from the Word of God. We accepted what was taught. "Would you now like to pray the sinner's prayer with us?" We agreed and so we did. When we were done there was warm smiles and warm greetings. They asked me for my phone number and I gave it to them. The group leader drove us home to Vanderbilt Avenue. I was angry with my friend for entering into a house of strangers. It did not seem wise but I was in the wrong later on. They had called me up a few days later and I thanked them for what they did and said "Take care!" They said "Whoow we have to share the word with others, you need to come over", and so I did. Now about three days later I was alone in my mom's house when I went into the basement to get something. It suddenly dawned on me the I was egotistical and that my religion was wrong. I fell on my face and could not get up! The presence of the Almighty Lord Jesus was there! I could not see no one but He was there and I was shivering. I began to think of every wrong thing that I had ever done and I was scared. For four hours I was on the basement floor. I could not stop crying. The beauty of this creature and the shame that I had caused! The person wanted me to die. When I agreed to die a subliminal voice said "You do not have to die - You are forgiven!"  I have been different ever since! What happened next is too extreme and long for this letter Meg. I was saved! This is why I was so strange darlings during our encounters. But to get back to the point, right away I was told that Jesus was coming back any day now in 1975. I have seen predictions come and go and have become broke and jobless every time. Why are these evangelists always wrong? What went wrong two years ago when "Harold Camping" swore that Christ would come and the world would end? Because of these failed predictions I am in the worst shape that I have ever been in my life. I even forgot to go to work today. I do not know how much longer I can go on. For forty years I was taught that Christ would return in my lifetime. They have been wrong every time! What went wrong? I believe that God has finally given me the answer! A careful study of the Bible shows that the the phrase "Second Coming" is not in the Bible. Hold on I have to go the liquor store before I continue.......... Okay I am back! The most famous part of the Bible concerning Christ's return is Mathew 24 - 26. This has been interpreted to be about flying saucers and Hitler and all kinds of crazy things over the years. However I believe God has shown me what it really means. Christ never said that he would return whereby the whole Earth and the news media would see him or be three thousand feet tall and bocking traffic on the West Shore Expressway. He said that the "Son of Man" would come! What is a Son of Man? From my study a son of man is a descendent of Adam. The word "Man" also means "Adam". Adam was created perfect but every baby born after that was created as a sinner and is destined to die. We are looked at with distain by God until we are saved. Christ was the Son of Man because he became human and was full of our sins and destined to die. "In three days the Son of man will be crucified and be rejected and spit on". Mathew 24 - 26 takes place only a few days before the crucifixtion. The Son of man represents Christ being treated shamefully. The Days of the Son of Man has come in our day whereby he is again rejected and spit upon. That chapter takes place in the context of Jerusalem which is symbolic of the Churches in our day. But in Matthew chapter 25 Christ was always coming through our bretheren and he was always coming to people after the resurrection in spirit and saving people just like what happened to me. But the days have come when he would stop doing that. So for two thousand years Christ had come but now is leaving. The Apostles did not know that Christ was going to die and leave them. He left them for three days and three nights but returned. He was with us in spirit for two thousand years. There will be no "George Reeves Superman" return of Christ as originally taught.  God is rapturing people little by little. I will explain.  "In a twinkling of an eye we shall all be changed" only it is God's eye that does the twinkling. "A day is a thousand years as a thousand years is a day". Time is quick where God is but on Earth a twinkling of an eye can be a hundred years long! Also it says "For in Adam all must die!" the Greek word for "All" means "any and all" no exceptions! Christ comes for people every second of the day. Every second someone dies in this world. Look at the obituary section of your local newspaper. Death is a 24 hour process. Death has always been the entrance to Paradise. "For today you shall be with me in Paradise". I now believe that every true believer must die off in this world before God will re-create it. If Christ recently stopped making true believers it can take up to another hundred years before this Earth is converted into Paradise. All must die! I could be stuck here another fifty or sixty years at the most? Evangelism is slowly dying off. There is another revelation that has come to me in that most Bible teachers read  certain Scriptures very "Dramatically". What I mean is that certain verses almost sound like a scene from a movie and are very dramatic. For example - "And then they shall see the Son of Man coming on the clouds with power and great glory".... (Mark 13:26), Because it sounds dramatic it then becomes interpreted very literally as well as - "For the Lord himself shall descend from Heaven with a shout and with the voice of the Archangel" .... (1 Thessalonions 4:16) This too is one of the main verses which leads to the belief that Christ would literally show up. It may mean that Christ himself would begin to take over Evangelization and the True Believers would be saved no matter what. There was another prediction recently that turned out to be wrong but still has some sort of spiritual meaning. It maybe that all believers have to die off ......  It remains a mystery as to what will happen to those who are left behind after the last true believer dies.

"You Shouldn't Be Doing That!" - Letter Twenty Seven

Dear Emily, Meg and David, First of all it is good to see you Meg in action In "Bomb Girls" for the second season next week. I saw you finally in your real elderly state. Thanks! I may be a grandfather but you would never know it by my legs? Anyway, and you Emily do not know what is going on and I apoligize to you. I know that you are ashamed of me. However, this letter may explain a few things so please bare with the tale that I am going to tell. Now I had a girlfriend whose photo is in the above picture. We met through a personal ad in November 1989. I did not like her at first but I felt sorry for her and she was mentally ill. I could not take her places after a while because she would "flip-out'' on me and other people. She loved to have sex and that all she wanted to do. I would avoid her on my day off from work but when I came home she would be sitting on my front porch. I got mad but forgave her and hung out for the day. This went on for seven years on and off. Luckily her tubes were tied. But not to humiliate her, the last time I saw her was in 1996 when I picked her up at the Staten Island Ferry. I will give her a similar name so we can identify her namely "Dezbee Sargento Lipton". When we got to my house I had noticed that she had gained weight but actually looked much better. We imediately made love in my bed and no one was home at the time. At the top of my bed was a night stand in which my Citizen Band radio was laying. I had never thought about it and never realized something about the radio. When we were done she needed to smoke a cigarette so we went out on to the front porch of "375 Vanderbilt Avenue" right were you Emily showed up . While we were sitting there this strange blonde women aproached the gate and said "You shouldn't be doing that with her .... She is mentally ill"..... What nerve! I do not know this woman and she is telling me what to do with my girlfriend! So I said "Excuse me but first of all that is what she likes to do and I have known her several years, what bussiness is that of yours!". She had come out of a building on "Irving and Vanderbilt Avenue". For some reason that was my most enjoyable moment with "Dezbee" but my last one. Dezbee died a few years ago supposedly from a lung problem. What did this strange woman mean by her comment "You shoudn't be doing that?" I did not dawn on me until about a year ago what she was talking about. Well I have to tell you "Meg" a story about yourself and me and "Widgett" from 1985 in order to explain what happened to Dezbee. I do not know if you remember that after our affair at the "Rotundra" at 26th street and FDR Drive back in 1985 I was made to drive back to Manhattan to met with you again. I had my C.B. Radio in my car when I showed up. We met under the FDR Drive and you were intruiged with the C.B. "O-oo, Can I talk on it?" you said. I said "Sure but you have to be careful!" You started talking on channel 19 the trucker channel and said "This is Meg Tilly the actress, who do I got?" You got many responses. You then told them to come to where we were located. I said "Don't do that we could get killed!" You did it anyway and people drove up and laughed and sped away. They could not believe that it was you! However the "ParaKeet Head" was standing nearby and pulled me away. He said "I wanna show you somethin!" I walked with him about a block and a half away. There was a white van and he asked me to step into it. It was full of television and audio monitors. He then rewound the tape of me and you and Widgett playing with the C.B. Somewhere in this world there is a black and white video tape of me and you Meg in my car!.  I actually saw it! There was a hidden camera in the C.B. Radio that I was using during those years! In the green light that turns red when you key it up is a hidden camera! It is a beautiful video of us three together and proof of our relationship! However the ParaKeet was not a legitamate detective and had no bussiness recording me in private. He told me that I should not be using drugs. He is right of course but somehow I forgot about that instance with you and me and Widgett. Later in 1990 my brother "Gee Bee" convinced me to get another C.B. set up for my bedroom and so I did. It never dawned on me that there was another black and white camera in it and this is how I became homeless! I did not know that that was no longer "Gee Bee" and that me and Dezbee were being watched by a neighbor! That is what that woman meant by saying "You shouldn't be doing that with her!" She saw the whole thing. I believe that the signal gets picked up those satellite dishes on everyone's roofs? Maybe I am on channel fifty seven! Dezbee was in a fire the next year but supposedly survived. Yet she was no longer chasing after me. Smoke inhalation? Lung disease ten years later? I believe that Dezbee died in1997 in a fire from smoke inhalation. I never saw her again after that! Someone made it seem like she died more recently from smoking too much. I was secretly a victim of the ParaKeet Head and did not know until recently and so were you Meg! He was even in my living room shortly before I was thrown out through court orders of protection. Until my next letter, Love, John Moreno.