Monday, January 16, 2012

Half Sister Celebrities - Letter Twenty One

Dear Emily, I am happy to see your mom on the screen again. I cannot say it again that she is alive and healthy... I am so happy. I want you to try to speak to me around her for a moment. You may have  two other half sisters that you do not know about.. I will explain. I was once dragged to a house in Long Island by "Auggie" back in 1980. When I got there, your mom was there along with "Tom Berenger" and "Glenn Close". To make a long story short... Glenn Close made a pass at me and we were on her water bed for several hours. It was a huge pink water bed maybe 15 feet by 15 feet. I was beat up by home invaders while we were in bed.... I do not remember if we made love, but she was smoking a cigarette at the end. Look at the photo above and you decide. It turned out to be the setting for "The Big Chill". Your mom was at odds with me during this ordeal, but it mostly Glenn Close's move. Anyway, the whole cast from the film "The Big Chill" was there. I did not know it at the time but Glenn Close was starring in her first film and was upset because I had not seen her film called "The World According To Garp" which was playing in the theatres at the time. She was happy that I did not recognize her saying "It better that you do not recognize me - then we can be friends". Maybe we made love. I have trouble remembering because I was beat up by Tom Berenger and two other people. The above women may be your half sister. While we were in bed, she asked me my name. I was told by certain people to not use my real name. She therefore asked me to use a nickname. So I choose the name  "Richard Starkey". She said "Who is Richard Starkey?" I was surprised that she did not recognize the name  of one of the "Beatles"... A.K.A ..."Ringo Starr".  I said "Richard Starkey is one of the Beatles.. Ringo Starr..". Oh! she said, then I will call you "Dick!". I became a little angry for a moment and said "Don't call me Dickie"... "Dickie, Dickie, Dickie", she was teasing me. So I said "Call me by my real first name... John!!" So she began to call me "John Starkey"... And her daughter is now named "Anna Starke" after a movie producer named "John Starke". What a coincidence! I was beat up several times in those days - even thrown off a roof back in those days and that is why I did not remember until recently. I had even forgot my relationship wjth "Kirstie Alley". The death of "John Lennon" a few months later had caused me to black out the entire year. Now moving forward three years, I had the affair with Meg in my 73 Monte Carlo in September - October 1983. Shortly after that - maybe a week after I was wandering around when I got flagged down by the "ParaKeet Head". "Let's take a ride", he said. We ended up in Woodbridge New Jersey in the Woodbridge Mall parking lot. There was a women with a black pixie hairdo in a police type uniform talking with a man with gold framed glasses who resembled "Omar Gadafy". The ParaKeet got out and was beginning to speak with them. After about three minutes the women in the uniform opened my door and asked me what I was doing here. I became nervous and said "I not doing nothing". "Oh yeah?". she said. I thought that she was a female police officer for a moment when her shirt was opening and she exposed her breasts and began kissing me. I followed through when she removed one pant leg and we began to make love in the same seat as Meg. Without going into the rest of the gory details, her daughter was born in June 1984, almost the same time as you Emily. Her photo is above along with her mom - we will call her "Cleopatra Kadaphy" for now. It may be a coincidence or maybe she was already pregnant - I do not know but maybe she is your half sister. Sorry to get so personal. I am not rich but maybe you can secretly DNA her and me and you and David and Anna Starke and..... I can't remember. I have not seen anything on the internet with you in it lately. I hope that you are alright. Until my next letter, Love, John Moreno.

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